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    a) no clue...

    q) if a woodchuck got hired as a government attorney, and bumped into a blind snake and a blind bunny rabbit, what would they say?

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    a= no clue
    q= what time do you usually go to bed?
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    go to bed @ 2am, get up @ 7.30am. Somehow I suffer from lack of sleep!

    Q - Do you have a tattoo, if so, describe it.
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    Yes, one saying "Insane" which is on my forehead (j/k)

    Q: Is your computer constantly FULL of bloody dust?!

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    >Is your computer constantly FULL of bloody dust?!
    Yes, aren't they all? I think it comes as standard nowadays.

    Q - What colour hair do you have?
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    dark brown...

    is anyone else half as annoyed as I am by Klinerr1?
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    More like 150% or so...

    Any ideas what I should do for lunch today?

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    I was told you were having a tube steak

    What should I get my girlfriend for a lil surprise tomorrow? I'm heading out to see her after 2 weeks of not being with her and I feel like making it special (ie. flowers, candy, something... )
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    ..|..

    A: See your answer for the last question.

    Q: Why do companies have so many meetings? It's not like anyone cares or pays attention.

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    They're not having meetings, it's a social gathering to compliment each other on new ties.

    Why does a one man network administrator running a company with less than 100 employees need work orders to keep everything straight?
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    >network administrator
    because he's a "jobs worth", and needs to feel important.

    Q - How much time per week do you spend in these meetings?
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    A. I need a job before I can have meetings, so 0 hours I guess,

    Q . What percentage of programs started do you actually finish?
    Couldn't think of anything interesting, cool or funny - sorry.

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    How do you EVER finish a program? I always find myself going back to a program to change/add/make it better. But if completion = actual usage, then I'd say 50% or better.

    Have you ever been talking to a girl and find yourself wanting to code something real bad all of a sudden?
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    Um... no... dork...

    Who's your favorite band?

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    Did I say that happened to me? it was a question... (ok, but last nite, I was talking to my girlfriend and I had an ingenious idea for a program that I wanted to work on... ) *sigh*... I am the pure definition of dork huh?

    fav band? hmm... that's a toughie. Live.

    fav jello flavor?
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