I'm sitting here eating lunch and reading the back of a "cold and hot compress"; The thing you freeze or heat up to put on injuries. Anyhow, I notice this line: "Though non-toxic, this product is not intended to be eaten."
WTF!? I should make a poll on this: Who here would eat a cold-pack? Mmm-mmm jelly goodness.
"Relieve sore muscles and hunger pangs at the same time!"
"You'll feel better! ... And it tastes good too!"
"Now in new strawberry goo flavour."
But the sad part is, they take the public for idiots because; fact: The public are idiots. The reason so much stuff has these moronic warnings is because people do moronic things with products.
In another thread C_Coder suggests stupid people should be made to wear signs. I suggest that anyone who puts their dog in the microwave to warm it up and then sues the manufacturer for not warning them, needs to be shot. Stop them from peeing in the gene pool.