My thesis is due tomorrow...

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    My thesis is due tomorrow...

    AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!... HELP! My graduation depends on this huge project and I haven't started it! Will someone write me a 200 page technical document on a project that involves some sort of engineering!?




    ok, not really, but I wanted to see if Nvoigt would actually follow through with his threats

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    Use the search utility.

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    I did that..... no one has written my paper yet. Will you write it? Oh, and then there's the problem of experimentation and such... I didn't see any of that going on in the results from the Search either

    HELP!?!

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    Maybe you won't make it. If you don't do good in school you can kill yourself if you want!

    I have sometimes been thinking about killing myself.

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    :sigh: You probably just typed it in wrong, you colossal idiot. Do it again. Otherwise, turn off your computer and apply to Subway University. If I ever meet you, I will kick your ass.

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    >>:sigh: You probably just typed it in wrong, you colossal idiot. Do it again. Otherwise, turn off your computer and apply to Subway University. If I ever meet you, I will kick your ass.

    oh... was that it? I was waiting for a "respect your direct superior"

    and no, i didn't type it wrong. why must you yell at me? And Subway University is entirely too difficult to get into... that's why i went to KU.

    oh, and if I ever meet you, I'll kick _your_ ass... in softball...... OH WAIT A SECOND...

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    i think i'll go kill myself now... no one will help me...

    thanks for the advice Series... i always looked up to you... *sigh*...

    ta ta, all

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    How will you kill yourself?

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    i dunno... what do you suggest? any good tips?

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    Hanging is very painful. You'll live long unless you break your neck.

    Don't bother using the electricity in your home (110/220/230... V), use something stronger. You can actually survive anyway and get injuried.

    Jumping is a relatively safe way to kill yourself. Make sure it's very high, and you should die instantly. Land on something hard, and remember that wind etc. can make it hard to hit the chosen spot.

    You could jump in a lake with things tied on your body, it can cause panic.

    If you have a shotgun you have no problem. Just make sure that you hit the brain.

    If you can get hold of cyanide you're lucky. Nice option.

    When I kill myself I'll use a combination - first I'll hang myself, and then I'll blow my head off with a bomb.

    Well, I don't have the time to give you any more options, there are suicide-guides on the net which you can read.

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    wow......... thanks.............. i think

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    What the ****? I don't want you to thank me, I want you to kill yourself! I believed you, I trusted you, you were the only one I had, and now you have left me. I'm alone, forever. There's only one solution.

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    "If you can get hold of cyanide you're lucky. Nice option."

    Cyanide is a horrible way to die.

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    hey... let's not get off topic here... i have a major project due in 16 hours!

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    Use cyanide, it's the nice way to finish the real project.

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