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    email: a new type of armor which is stronger than chain mail and lighter than it too. it provides more protection than full plate, and comes with a built in Phooton Lowser Blazer (Copyright 2001 by DavidP).

    next up -> Blue Screen of Death
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    Blue Screen of Death - a specialized screen, manufactured by microsoft... that is blue and is electrically charged... known to cause extreme deaths to unwarranted numbers of flys...

    next... JPG...
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    JPG: A new exclamation becoming popular by parents around the world as they yell at their kids, meaning: Just Pick up the Garbage!

    next up -> GIF
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    JPG - Juniors Pirating Group... the origional hacker underground association

    ...followed by...

    Firewire

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    firewire - animism meets the technological age... the element of fire is found to produce much better throughput then copper... animists proceed to rule the universe...

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    Microsoft: A peaceful world full of little elves having a happy, merry time dancing and playing and having a huge feast (when suddenly the sky turns blue...all blue...and a big cloud in the shape of C: forms...who knows what will happen to them next..many more clouds seem to be forming)

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    relative of 'e-macs'... which is a special type of big-mac... a secret prototype of burger that never made it to the market...

    next... DSL...
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    DSL: Die, Saddam! Liar!

    next up -> 56k
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    >>56k

    The amount Chairman Bill earns while on the toilet

    $56,000


    next->MFC

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    MFC...

    Multiplying Fungus Cheeseburgers (a new MacDonald's product)

    Next one...Mother board
    1978 Silver Anniversary Corvette

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    MFC: A new ebonics term, meaning unknown, goes together with NYC, BLB, BLAB, ride wit me, and other terms used in rap songs such as Big Pimpin.

    next up -> 13h
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    >>Mother board

    When dad is on the PC and she cant play solitaire


    >>13h

    Dunno... but type it into M$Word and change it to wingdings and you will get a prophecy

    next->TWAIN

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    two, two, TWO IN ONE...

    Motherboard - term used to describe Tony Hawk's skateboard, the mother of all boards...

    13h - average number of system halts during one windows session..

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    Originally posted by Fordy
    >>13h

    Dunno... but type it into M$Word and change it to wingdings and you will get a prophecy

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    Fordy, how is that a prophecy in wingdings?

    Looks like we posted at the same time.

    TWAIN - the sound the latest country singers are making... the next level of "twang"

    As stated above... next -> TCP-IP

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    TWAIN: a famous author

    TCP-IP: The Can Party - un I nhibited peeing


    next up -> T1
    Last edited by DavidP; 09-29-2001 at 08:14 PM.
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