"The Simpsons"

What is your favorite Simpsons quote

Homer: Please press any key. Where's the Any key?

Go away. This is not a general chat and BS board.

Quzah.

this was done on the general board already months ago.

What is going onnn..... here:rolleyes:

They took the Simpsons off here. It used to be on at 5 and 6.

Fav. Quote: "The clown is down!."

- Sean

still I don't understand :D

I'm not sure if this is the exact quote but it's close enough:

"Oh Pinchy [sob]...mmmhh but you taste so good"

Pinchy was the lobster (or crab) that Homer had.

Another funny one is when Homer is taking a bath and Bart comes up and hits him in the head with a chair. The funny part was Homers reaction.

Why you LITTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:mad:..............

Lisa: You, sir ... are a baboon!
Homer: Me?
Lisa: Yes, you! Baboon! Baboon! Baboon! Baboon!
Homer: I don't think you realize what you're saying.
Lisa: BABOON!

Ralph: "It tastes like buuuuuuuurning!"

Homer *singing* "I am so smart. S-M-R-T."

Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!

When I grow up I wanna be a principal or a caterpillar. I love you Principal Skinner!

booooourns

Bart in his pajamas

Nelson: Hey Bart, nice pajamas, who bought those for you, your mommy.

Bart: Yeah, who else would.

Nelson:(something like this) Ill get you next time.
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Herb: You can call me brother, and I will do the same
Homer: Thats it?
Herb: I bought you the damn chair.

Homer starts to hug and kiss his brother, that is such a funny epsiode.

Homer: The lightswitch functions both in the on and off mode. Light goes on, light goes off, light goes on, light goes off. I dont know what this one does:

(on the roof) Merry Christmas 1983

Homer : Doh!!!!
Lisa : A deer!!!
Marge : A female Deer!!!

Homer: In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

[EDIT]By the way, anyone see last nights South Park where they ripped(in a good way I think) into the Simpsons?[/EDIT]

"dental plan... lisa need braces"

what did they say about the simpsons?

Ralphy(as he pokes himself with a fork): Ooooh, Sharp, I like sharp things.... OWWW!!!...

Ralphy(seconds later): Ooooh, Sharp, I like sharp things.... OWWW!!!...

Ralphy(seconds later): Ooooh, Sharp, I like sharp things.... OWWW!!!...

::CONTINUOSLY UNTIL I GET BORED::

general to bart in military school :: since u have been to public school, we'll assume that you are already familiar with light firearm, so we'll start with something a little more advanced

general to bart in military school (later):: Good job simpson. 4 outta 5. Pretty impressive! But u missed one.
bart :: OH! did I?

[shows skinner's yard blown off!]

I think the best Simpsons episodes were produced 92-95

/** Homer eating suger crisp **/
/** Marge Driving **/
homer: (singing) "Can't get enough of this sugar crisp."
Marge: "Homer did u put the fog lights on, i can't c."
homer: (singing) "Guess i forgot to put the fog lights on."
Marge: "I guess i have to pull over and put them on my self."
/** Marge pulls over and hits Ned Flanders **/
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Homer: (scared voice)"Marge there is a spider near my car keys"
Marge: (Petting homer on the shoulders) "Its a good thing u told me Homer, I am proud of u"
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COWABUNGAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...