dumb beckham joke for stevey
I know your a BIG Man U fan stevey so I thought maybe we could have a dumb Beckham thread :D
Still I hope he scores few a goals over the next few weeks
Alex Ferguson is appearing on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, He gets all the way to the final question:
For 1 million pounds which creature lives in a set
(A) A Fox (B) A cuckoo
(C) A Badger (D) A Rabbit
"Well" says Alex "I'm not sure"
"You have 2 lifelines, 50/50 and phone a friend" says tarrant
"Errr 50/50 please"says Alex
(B) A Cuckoo
(C) A Badger
"Mmmm I'm still not sure, I'll have to phone a friend" says Alex
"Ok" says Tarrant "Which friend?"
"David Beckham" says Alex
"Hello, this is Chris from who wants to be a millionaire, is that David?" says Tarrant
"Yes" says David
"Good, the next voice you hear will be Alex's" says Tarrant
Alex tells David the question and gives him the two possible answers
"It's a badger" says David
"Are you 100% sure David?" says Alex
"Yes" says David "It's definatley a badger"
So Alex answers the question with badger and wins a million pounds.
The next day at training Alex thanks David for helping him win
"Thanks David I couldn't have done it without you" says Alex
"No problem boss" says David
"To be honest" says Alex "I'm surprised you knew that a badger lives in a set"
"Well actually I didn't" says David "But I know that cuckoo's live in clocks"