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    >>> nice result for France today

    Wasn't it just. Always nice to see the French lose, (not just football, anything really).
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    >>thats slightly off topic.....any chelsea fans ??

    We can whip you in cricket any day (who can't), rugby most days.

    Now we have some of our boys over there learning this soccer stuff from the inside. One day Stevie.. One day..

    Say what you like about Le Saux. But don't you take our wizzard Zola's name in vain!

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    >> We can whip you in cricket any day (who can't)

    That must make you an Aussie then.
    cricket isn't a real sport, it was invented so people with heart conditions had something to watch.
    On a side note, did ya see that hansie cronje was killed in a plane crash today

    I'll look forward to watching your first match in this world cup
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    hansie cronje died???
    that's too bad.
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    Originally posted by adrianxw
    >>> nice result for France today

    Wasn't it just. Always nice to see the French lose, (not just football, anything really).
    you must have LOVED WWI and WWII then!

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    Originally posted by C_Coder
    cricket isn't a real sport, it was invented so people with heart conditions had something to watch.
    Is that y so many ppl play the game and actually love it....it is a real sport just like soccer....trust me...you'll know once u play it...
    oh i'm sorry! i didn;t realize my fist was rushing to meet ur face!

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    >> it is a real sport just like soccer....trust me...you'll know once u play it...

    Yeah right, I'd like nothing more than to stand around in a field all day with nothing to do except scratch my arse.
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    u haven't played cricket..have u?
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    >> u haven't played cricket..have u?

    Dude I live in England, I had to play cricket all through my school years.
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    i think cricket was invented by British guys who in colonial days were living in extremely hot countries. they couldn't bear to actually move around or they'd pass out, so they thought up a game consisting of stood around a bit getting a sun tan. nice relaxing afternoon.


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    oh dear, well least we didn't lose. we'll play better against those argies. they'd better.

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    god damn swedes! still we were sh*&e in the second half today....on a lighter note-a TOP day out can be had at old trafford-and i mean the cricket ground(being a Leeds fan)...IF its sunny there, the ground is a sun trap..one day international,lots of beers and that sun..EVERY1 leaves with a bright red face..oh man, the times you can have watching cricket
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    Originally posted by stevey
    i think cricket was invented by British guys who in colonial days were living in extremely hot countries. they couldn't bear to actually move around or they'd pass out, so they thought up a game consisting of stood around a bit getting a sun tan. nice relaxing afternoon.
    Cricket isn't very relaxing when u r batting, bowling or wicket keeping! I remember once this kid having a heat stroke when he was batting because of all the padding and helmet he was wearing!! It wasn't very funny at that time, but now when I look back and think of it, it makes me laugh!
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    "Dude I live in England, I had to play cricket all through my school years."

    Me too, but cricket was nothing, for five years I had to freaking play RUGBY, you have idea how much I loathe rugby. Thats right for 5 years i had the great honour of being charged at by a bunch of people 250 times my size, and then flung in mud.

    Cricket might well be boring but atleast its not unpleasant.

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    I understand the fact that the cricket on tv takes a long time to finish, but it's NOT boring !!!!!!!! it's fun!! (if u know what's going on in the game!)
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    Actually i do enjoy playing cricket, watching it though, i find rather dull.

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