the joke thread got deleted again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    the joke thread got deleted again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    what is this?????????
    I worte [NOT INTENDED TO OFFEND ANYONE] (or someting like that) on the subject!!!!!!!! y is this board turning into a humorless monster???
    oh i'm sorry! i didn;t realize my fist was rushing to meet ur face!

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    because people persist in angering the mods by questioning their judgement. start by replacing 'm' with 'g'.

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    narrr, that was a great joke you posted, nobody was offended by yours at all, it was my fault entirely, i was posting much ruder stuff, i thought it was just about within the limits or that they'd only delete my posts not the whole thread, but obviously not....
    it was probably double-anti cos he/she hates anything even remotely construed as rude or sexist...
    sorry old bean....
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    mod to god eh.....I'll try that next time....I'm looking for a clean joke!!! i'll post it when I find it!
    oh i'm sorry! i didn;t realize my fist was rushing to meet ur face!

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    found one!!!!!!!!!!!




    hope thins is not old or was posted b4
    Three Wishes Each for a Bear and a Rabbit

    One day in the great forest a magical frog was walking down to a
    water hole. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen
    another animal in all his life. By chance today a bear was
    chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner.

    The frog called for the two to stop. The frog said, "Because you
    are the only two animals I have seen, I will grant you both
    three wishes. Bear, you go first." The bear thought for a
    minute, and being the male he was, said, "I wish for all the
    bears in this forest, besides me, to be female."

    For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and
    immediately put it on. The bear was amazed at the stupidity of
    the rabbit, wasting his wish like that.

    It was the bear's second turn for a wish. "Well, I wish that all
    the bears in the next forest were female as well."

    The rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it
    and gunned the engine. The bear was shocked that the rabbit was
    asking for these stupid things, after all, he could have asked
    for money and bought the motorcycle.

    For the last wish the bear thought for awhile and then said, "I
    wish that all the bears in the world, besides me, were female."

    The rabbit grinned, gunned the engine, and said, "I wish that
    the bear was gay."
    oh i'm sorry! i didn;t realize my fist was rushing to meet ur face!

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    I found another one.......
    A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first
    of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly
    toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

    Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands
    together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in
    evident agony.

    The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She
    explained that she was a physical therapist: "Please allow me to help. I'm
    a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow
    me", she told him earnestly.

    Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be alright...I'll be fine in a few minutes, he
    replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping
    his hands together at his crotch.

    But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took
    his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she
    put her hands inside and began to massage him. She then asked him: How
    does that feel? To which he replied: It feels great, but my thumb still
    hurts like hell.
    oh i'm sorry! i didn;t realize my fist was rushing to meet ur face!

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    Knock knock?

    *runs away quietly*
    The world is waiting. I must leave you now.

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    who's there?

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    Re: the joke thread got deleted again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Originally posted by Commander
    what is this?????????
    I worte [NOT INTENDED TO OFFEND ANYONE] (or someting like that) on the subject!!!!!!!! y is this board turning into a humorless monster???
    the intent doesn't define the result.

    if it did, our programming lives would be a lot easier

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    >>> the intent doesn't define the result

    So true...

    >>> board turning into a humorless monster??

    ... on the contrary, there has been some very funny stuff there, but we have rules.

    This is not a joke board, it is a programming help board, with a general discussions forum. Please remember that many that come searching the 'net looking for programming help resources, a) find this site, and b) are depressingly young!!!
    Wave upon wave of demented avengers march cheerfully out of obscurity unto the dream.

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    Heey!!









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    >> depressingly young

    here here! damn youngins ruinin' my stock! wut is dis? mis-a jarjarbinx! NO!!

    ehh.. anywho, yeah.

    We should have a jokes board.. that would be interesting.

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    yeah. we need joke boards to make our lives a bit lighter...
    i mean, c'mon, we all can take a break from programming and relax for a bit. except all the nerds out there...
    I am the Alpha and the Omega!!!

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    Posted By Jet_Master
    except all the nerds out there...
    :looks around suspiciously: I wonder who it is??
    oh i'm sorry! i didn;t realize my fist was rushing to meet ur face!

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    > I wonder who it is?
    It is I, Shadow.
    The world is waiting. I must leave you now.

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