Stevey is a Man !!!!!

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    Smile Stevey is a Man !!!!!

    >>are you male or female?? reply... or post a message on the board.

    >>stevey: Are you male or female???
    and how old are you???



    well, i'm amazed....

    amazed, anyone reading my profile, or any of my posts could possibly be in any doubt as to my gender !!

    how many girlies do you know who....
    1) like dirty jokes, especially sexist jokes
    2) have taken drugs, and admit to once being a pot head
    3) are obsessed with the second world war
    4) have had fist fights with men
    5) like programming (well, getting back into it)
    6) don't like romantic films
    7) get addicted to posting on message boards
    8) like computer games, especially violent ones
    9) invest on the stock market
    10) have one testicle substantially larger than the other !!! thought that would be a dead give away !!
    11) are in love with hermit (just kidding)
    12)like football (soccer)

    i give up.......

    ok, last time i looked , there was most definitely meat and two veg down there !! ok ????

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    Don't keep leading us on, Stevey... which is it???
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    >>11) are in love with hermit

    Great, so you swing that way do you...


    >>have one testicle substantially larger than the other !!! thought that would be a dead give away !!

    I thought it was mighty odd that a woman would have a condition like that.
    "There's always another way"
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    how many girlies do you know who....
    S**t, that explains a lot!
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    Anyone doubting Stevey being a man can just turn on CNN. The proof's in the pudding, as the Queen Mum would say...

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    I'm told on a wide-screen, you could see the difference in size!
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    swing THAT way ?? i have it on reliable authority that Hermit is a young lady !! must be...the profile says shopping is a favourite hobby !! still that was hardly necessary to mention, its all women's fav. hobby. good job she's got a sense of humour.

    as regards the 2 veg, i guess one veg is a small potato and the other is a sprout.
    actually theres 3 veg if you include the baby carrott.

    [i'll have to watch the news tonite, see if i can see myself]
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    >>actually theres 3 veg if you include the baby carrott

    Hey, Bro, when we clown in the future just remember that you said "baby"!!!



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    i was the one who asked in the first place... and by jove, i am convinced...

    thanks a lot stevey.
    (and good luck with hermit)

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    House of the Rising Sun

    Looking at the title of this thread...
    Stevey, have you finally been with a woman?
    Truth is a malleable commodity - Dick Cheney

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    Re: House of the Rising Sun

    Originally posted by salvelinus
    Looking at the title of this thread...
    Stevey, have you finally been with a woman?
    narrrr, i'm saving it till i get married !!




    ive got about 2 gallon so far !!!!!!
    Steve

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    Thumbs up should improve on your pick-up lines

    i'll think about it if you improve on your pick up lines

    ROLF@stevey

    stevey stop checking me out and following me . .
    im sure u are fine old man

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    Thumbs down

    stevey is the man???

    "self praise is a low-praise" heheheh

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    Your avatar's beautiful. Is it of yourself?
    Just curious.
    If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?

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    Whoa... slow down, tgm. Let's not get Stevey jealous!

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