Stevey is a Man !!!!!

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    monotonously living Dissata's Avatar
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    Of course it's not her! . . .

    . . . it's her twin sister!
    if a contradiction was contradicted would that contradition contradict the origional crontradiction?

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    Yup,im her twin sister . .

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    Sorry, I guess that line wasn't quite as subtle as I tried for.

    I like the new pic even better. I'm a sucker for a brunette with dark eyes. Since I don't want to get beat up by stevey, is your sister available? She looks like she has a great personality.
    If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?

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    u can kidnap her and pay me a ransom of 5million dollars LOL

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    Re: should improve on your pick-up lines

    Originally posted by hermit
    i'll think about it if you improve on your pick up lines

    ROLF@stevey

    stevey stop checking me out and following me . .
    im sure u are fine old man
    you'll think about it ??
    that reminds me of the line from Dumb&dumber......
    "what are the chances of a guy like me and a girl like you ?"
    "about 1 in a million "
    [overjoyed]"oh theres a chance !!!!"

    following you????? you don't call me lliero !!!

    old man ???

    well you know exactly where to hit an (old) guy don't you?? [puts false teeth back in, adjusts 'syrup' and shuffles off to collect pension]

    ok i get the message....nobody loves me.......[goes away to cry into his beer]

    pity, cos thats such a nice piccie, and i know its you !
    course i always say...
    "beauty is just a light switch away !!!"
    Steve

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    i think i'll just shut up-- then

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    oh don't do that like my new avatar?? its my alter ego...Baby Stevey...would you like to tickle his belly ??...cuchy cooo...he's a naughty baby, smoking hard stuff at his age....

    well ive lost it today, 3 weeks clean and ive gone and got stoned again.....

    oh well.....least baby stevey's happy...

    Ode to Baby Stevey................

    Baby Stevey's got a dummy,
    to replace the teat of his mummy.

    Baby Stevey's got a nappy,
    but he's really rather happy....

    well his diaper's full of pooh,
    but hey whats it to you,
    saves on trips to the loo!
    tho' its really rather smelly,
    when you've **** up to your belly,
    and he's getting a little rash,
    from sitting in his own slash!
    don't end up like me says he,
    always go to the loo, when you're gonna pee! he hee!!
    yes its really starting to hum,
    cos he's cack all round his bum !
    how much cack in weight??
    dunno, but its affecting the poor wee lads gait!
    its a fair weight to tote around,
    mebe as much as an English pound!
    yep its definitely wiffy,
    still he's got his big fat spliffy!

    the poor wee lad's no hair (like his daddy),
    and i mean none anywhere!
    still, he's got his big fat spliff,
    so hey what's the diff ??

    chorus:
    Baby Stevey's got a nappy,
    but he's really rather happy.
    Baby Stevey's got a nappy,
    but hes really fairly happy.......

    repeat ad infinitum, ad nauseum............

    eat your heart out Bob Dylan....


    Steve

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    [zombie] must eat brains...brains... *walks up to stevey then walks away* brains.. must eat brains.... [/zombie]

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    you're only jealous cos i'm a better poet than you !!!!


    i'm a good example...

    "kids , don't do drugs !!!!!!!!"

    i'm regressing from 33 -> 3..............

    Steve

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    stevey has turned into a wakko
    if a contradiction was contradicted would that contradition contradict the origional crontradiction?

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    >>stevey has turned into a wakko

    This statement mistakenly implies that he was ever sane in the first place.
    "There's always another way"
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    >>[zombie] must eat brains...brains... *walks up to stevey then walks away* brains.. must eat brains.... [/zombie]

    LOL!!

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    boo hoo, YOU'RE SO MEAN TO BABY STEVEY.....

    i'm chucking my doll out of the cot !!!!! WAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
    Steve

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    Thumbs up

    common steve, instead of getting stoned u can spend that time helping me with my pointers, call by reference . .

    dont get stoned baby, dont be in self-destruction mode --- we all love you here . .
    Last edited by hermit; 05-14-2002 at 08:36 AM.

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    hey stevey, are you one of those weekend stevey and weekday stevey? you know what i mean . .

    weekday stevey = nice, flirtatious , helpful , funny blah blah blah
    weekend stevey = notorious , nasty, blah blah blah

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