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    The ultimate...

    the ultimate insult: Roger CHillingworth is your father!

    the ultimate congressman: THE COMPROMISER, henry clay.

    the ultimate action hero: Arnold "Get to the chopper!" Shwartzenagger

    the ultimate inaction hero: Rush Limbeau

    the ultimate joke: A guy walked into a bar and said "ouch", it was an iron bar... the bartender looked at him strangely.

    what are your "the ultimate..."s?

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    lbj was the ultimate congressmen, the meanest, most conniving, and cold-hearted sob i've ever read about.

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    >>A guy walked into a bar and said "ouch", it was an iron bar... the bartender looked at him strangely.

    On no, now you've gone and mangled it. It goes:

    "A guy walks into a bar... That musta hurt."

    "There's always another way"
    -lightatdawn (lightatdawn.cprogramming.com)

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    i didn't magle it, i just combined all the "A guy/animal walked into a bar.." jokes into one.

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    that reminds me.......

    a black guy walked into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder...
    the bartender says, "where did you get that"
    the parrot replies "Africa..theres millions of em !"


    Steve

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    oh, yeah, this thread is now on a one-way trip to deletes-ville.

    Way to go, Stevey!


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    narrrrrr they'll just delete my post !!!

    anyway i subscribe to the view put forward by Billy Connolly

    "if we get any more PC, in a few years, the only jokes i'll be able to make will be about white protestant men"

    ok then.....

    an English guy walked into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder...
    the bartender says, "where did you get that"
    the parrot replies "England..theres millions of em !"

    happy..??

    ...i predict in the year 2010, all jokes will be banned.....
    Last edited by stevey; 05-03-2002 at 08:23 PM.
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    I was just ribbing you anyway, Stevey.

    Don't get so randy, you little floater!

    **Can you tell someone's been reading the English-to-American dictionary?**

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    Originally posted by jdinger
    I was just ribbing you anyway, Stevey.

    Don't get so randy, you little floater!

    **Can you tell someone's been reading the English-to-American dictionary?**
    oh let you off

    you dangleberry !!! (http://www.peevish.co.uk/slang/d.htm)

    i thought that dictionary was really funny, but only about 6 people looked !!
    think i'll 'bump' it !!!
    Last edited by stevey; 05-03-2002 at 08:36 PM.
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    It is funny! I was rolling. All day at work I'd replace words with their English (proper, from the dictionary) counterpart and I had so many people at work confused. Except for one of our senior managers who's from Aberdeen. He just looked at me like I was an idiot, shook his head and walked away. That made it even funnier because everyone else was like, "What was that about?".

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    i can't get over that "outside blowing a f.ag "

    the slang sites funny too.....

    anyway i'd best go to bed.....4:00am blimey !!

    i'll not be up at the crack of a sparrows fart !!









    (the) crack of sparrow's fart Noun. Dawn, or specifically the crack of dawn. E.g."I was out of bed at the crack of sparrow's fart this morning."
    Last edited by stevey; 05-03-2002 at 08:55 PM.
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    >> 4:00AM Jesus !!!

    so THAT is what his first name is!

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    ha ha

    got you now, they'll wonder what you're on about !!
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    Of course there's always...

    "I watched Miss World on TV and banged one out before my mum came home."

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