the ultimate insult: Roger CHillingworth is your father!
the ultimate congressman: THE COMPROMISER, henry clay.
the ultimate action hero: Arnold "Get to the chopper!" Shwartzenagger
the ultimate inaction hero: Rush Limbeau
the ultimate joke: A guy walked into a bar and said "ouch", it was an iron bar... the bartender looked at him strangely.
what are your "the ultimate..."s?