When swearing is appropriate

This is a discussion on When swearing is appropriate within the A Brief History of Cprogramming.com forums, part of the Community Boards category; I recently received this from a co-worker, and a few (3, 5, and 9) made me laugh out loud. I ...

  1. #1
    B26354 Deckard's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2002
    Posts
    633

    When swearing is appropriate

    I recently received this from a co-worker, and a few (3, 5, and 9) made me laugh out loud. I apologize if this is an old joke (it is new to me).

    -----------

    TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY WHEN USING THE 'F' WORD WAS APPROPRIATE:

    10th - "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
    - Noah, 4314 BC

    9th - "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
    - Pythagoras, 126 BC

    8th -"You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
    - Michelangelo, 1566

    7th - "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
    - Custer, 1877

    6th - "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
    - Picasso, 1926

    5th -"Where the @#$% are we?"
    - Amelia Earhart, 1937

    4th - "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
    - Einstein, 1938

    3rd - "What the @#$% was that?"
    - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

    2nd - "I need this parade like I need a @#$%ing hole in the head."
    - JFK, 1963

    1st - "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
    - Bill Clinton, 1997
    Jason Deckard

  2. #2
    Peace
    Join Date
    Aug 2001
    Posts
    1,510



    ... (Oh please let this turn into another joke thread. )
    "There's always another way"
    -lightatdawn (lightatdawn.cprogramming.com)

  3. #3
    My diaper's full....... stevey's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2001
    Posts
    759

    i think they're ALL funny, i esp. like the Kennedy one, awwwww poor jack.
    Steve

  4. #4
    the hat of redundancy hat nvoigt's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2001
    Location
    Hannover, Germany
    Posts
    3,138
    steveys sig:
    >Prediction for Teusday :
    >Bayern Leverkusen....2
    >Manchester United.....3


    Whooooohooooooo !!!! We rule Go Bayer, GOGOGO ! You rox0r
    hth
    -nv

    She was so Blonde, she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."

    When in doubt, read the FAQ.
    Then ask a smart question.

  5. #5
    Registered User C_Coder's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2001
    Posts
    523
    [off topic]
    heh heh no silverware for ManU this season.
    Aresnal 4
    ManU 0
    I don't like Aresnal but we all unite against the common enemy
    [/off topic]

    Funny list Deckard
    All spelling mistakes, syntatical errors and stupid comments are intentional.

  6. #6
    B26354 Deckard's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2002
    Posts
    633
    Originally posted by nvoigt
    steveys sig:
    >Prediction for Teusday :
    I just realized I've been spelling Tuesday incorrectly all these years ;)
    Jason Deckard

  7. #7
    End Of Line Hammer's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2002
    Posts
    6,231
    Originally posted by lightatdawn
    (Oh please let this turn into another joke thread. )
    Ok, here's one. I'm gonna get slapped by the ladies, but then what the hey.

    Read this, the open the picture attachment.

    ----------------------------------------------------------
    The other day I was in my local car spares shop. A lady comes in and asks for a seven
    ten cap. We all looked at each other and said, "What's a seven ten cap?"
    She said "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost some how
    and I need a new one.
    "What does it do? "
    She said she didn't know, but its always been there.
    The assistant gave her a note pad and asked her if she could draw a
    picture.
    So She makes a circle about 3 inches in diameter and in the centre
    she writes 710.

    WOMEN..........KNOW YOUR LIMITS

    Now have a look at the drawing (attachment)
    Attached Images Attached Images  
    When all else fails, read the instructions.
    If you're posting code, use code tags: [code] /* insert code here */ [/code]

  8. #8
    Registered User Aran's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2001
    Posts
    1,301
    Real Madrid just tied Barcelona and is going to the... .soemthing finals...

  9. #9
    ¡Amo fútbol!
    Join Date
    Dec 2001
    Posts
    2,136
    Hammer, that one is great.

  10. #10
    My diaper's full....... stevey's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2001
    Posts
    759
    Originally posted by nvoigt
    steveys sig:
    >Prediction for Teusday :
    >Bayern Leverkusen....2
    >Manchester United.....3


    Whooooohooooooo !!!! We rule Go Bayer, GOGOGO ! You rox0r
    boo hoo !!!! i'm a Man united fan
    ive got to say, Bayern were the best team in both legs....i dunno what happened to Man U, they didn't seem to play very good.
    i think they badly needed Beckham and Neville, but theres no excuses, they have enough money...a big squad. maybe its Bayern's tactics that made them look bad ??

    but you have to admit, Man U never give up!! and they had 4 shots cleared of the line..i thought Forlan's was going in !!

    oh well, congrats to Bayern - i hope they win it now, Real Madrid have had their fair share of the Trophy !!
    Steve

  11. #11
    My diaper's full....... stevey's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2001
    Posts
    759
    Originally posted by Ken Fitlike
    >>steveys sig:
    Prediction for Teusday :
    Bayern Leverkusen....2
    Manchester United.....3<<

    He's got you there, Stevey.

    But congratulations to Bayern Leverkusen for a job well done. If Roy Keane hadn't been playing it would have been a lot easier and Man U. probably would have lost on the night too.

    On topic (I hope): 8 & 10 are @#$%ing funny.
    boo hoo boo hoo
    better change that sig....

    yep, Bayern were the better team, no complaints
    theres always next year, i really want them to win again esp for Sir Alex, he'll feel a failure otherwise.......
    Steve

  12. #12
    I'm Back
    Join Date
    Dec 2001
    Posts
    556
    Hey funny stuff Deckard, Hammer


    Stevey:
    HAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEHEHE

    Bayer is going to Finals and Arsenal RULZ.

    (though i wanted Bayern)

  13. #13
    Registered User
    Join Date
    May 2002
    Posts
    15

    Talking

    Oh my god.... I'm trying to get up from the floor from laughing so hard!!! That was good. hehe

  14. #14
    Registered User hermit's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2002
    Posts
    213

    try this one guys!

    Not for the weak hearted

    just wanna have a good laugh
    Last edited by hermit; 05-02-2002 at 07:09 AM.
    - - fUnKy F3m@le - -

  15. #15
    My diaper's full....... stevey's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2001
    Posts
    759

    Re: try this one guys!

    Originally posted by hermit
    Not for the weak hearted

    just wanna have a good laugh
    oohh thats so rude !!

    Benefits of being female :

    when we buy a vibrator, its glamourous.
    when men buy a blow up doll, its pathetic.

    no vital body part can be cut off with one clean sweep

    we never need to worry if his orgasm was real

    we have an excuse top be a total ***** at least a few days per month

    we don't need to fart to amuse ourselves

    we can sleep our way to the top in our chosen proffesion

    we know whether size really does matter

    we have never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game

    we can flirt with systems support men who will always return our calls and are nice to us even if we blow up our computer

    we'll never discover weve bin tricked by a push-up bra.

    btw is that a pic of you ??? i'm in love !!
    Steve

Page 1 of 5 12345 LastLast
Popular pages Recent additions subscribe to a feed

Similar Threads

  1. We're listening (and the fate of swearing in newspapers)
    By ygfperson in forum A Brief History of Cprogramming.com
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 06-19-2003, 04:06 AM
  2. Religion
    By gnu-ehacks in forum A Brief History of Cprogramming.com
    Replies: 239
    Last Post: 01-26-2002, 09:44 AM

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21