Love this site to bits
(Gord runs a video game store)
More Mod Chip Madness!
"Do you sell mod chips?"
"Go ahead, ask me what I sell."
"What do you sell?"
"I sell video games. What a stupid question."
"What does a mod chip cost?"
"Apparently one of us isn't keeping up."
"What do you mean?"
"If I sold you a mod chip, then you would never buy a game from me ever again. And that would be very much in opposition to my being able to run a profitable business."
"I just want one to play copied games."
"What? Do I look like an idiot? What the hell did you think I thought you wanted it for?"
"Exactly. Now look, if I were to sell you a mod chip I would lose you as a customer. Now, if I were going to lose you as a customer I'd rather do it on a high note like setting you on fire. At least then I would have some satisfaction of a job well done."
"But I haven't set you on fire yet!"