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I have registered with all the search engines you can think off (around 40) my metas are perfect an the site has been up 3 weeks, and yet i still only recieve an average of 20 visitors per day, anyone got any tips how to increase traffic?

Pay to become a 'featured' sight or the equivalent thereof on whatever engine you are interested in.

or


Get mentioned on slash dot. You'll get a lot of hits for that first half hour or so before the site crashes.

In your description for search engines, put in sly statements that suggest you're a porn site - you're sure to get plenty of hits that way

mass emailings with the URL could work too... but that just tends to ........ people off... use a subject like.. ".....

damn... what's the code name for that invention that was talked about earlier this year?

I dunno... wasn't it Hailstorm??? Guessing...

hmm, i dont really want to ........ people off with spam, i know i hate it and never read it.

good boy... i know I didn't want to get one..

I think the code name for that project was some girl's name... c'mon.. you know the project that was some kind of personal travel device... or something... like a floating moped or some s*it.