Organ Donors

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    aww man you gotta have bad black and white flashbacks or somthing when you go to sleep

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    Originally posted by Xterria
    aww man you gotta have bad black and white flashbacks or somthing when you go to sleep
    Como say what?
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    Originally posted by DrakkenKorin

    I enjoyed embalming more. It's also less stressfull, dead people hardley ever complain!
    i bet you guys had some good lines in "gallows humour"!!!

    did u get corpses farting and sitting up etc !!
    my dad had to do one of the yukkiest things ive heard !!
    he worked at a coal mine, one day some guy commited suicide by jumping down the pit shaft !!
    no volunteers, so my dad and some other guy had to go down and collect his remains (its a half mile down)
    the stench was appalling apparently !! the largest piece was half his head !! the other guy picked it up and was going.....
    "alas poor yorick " etc !!!!!
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    chill out Steven, I wasn't talking about you. I was talking about the aetheist Aran
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    Eh, I don't get my license for ::checks calendar:: 4 months, 3 days, 3 hours, 27 minutes, and 10 seconds...

    Well, 4 months at least, not sure about the rest. Anyhow, I don't know if I'd want to be an organ donor...but it's not like when you get your license it's the only time you can opt to be one, I'm sure you could remedy your "no" somehow (directed at hillbillie)

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    Originally posted by Golden Bunny
    chill out Steven, I wasn't talking about you. I was talking about the aetheist Aran
    eh?? oh i think you posted on the wrong thread !!!
    i'm an atheist too !!!!!!
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    Originally posted by -KEN-
    Eh, I don't get my license for ::checks calendar:: 4 months, 3 days, 3 hours, 27 minutes, and 10 seconds...

    Well, 4 months at least, not sure about the rest. Anyhow, I don't know if I'd want to be an organ donor...but it's not like when you get your license it's the only time you can opt to be one, I'm sure you could remedy your "no" somehow (directed at hillbillie)
    i didn't have a donor card etc either !!!!! until i was personally involved i didn't think about it much....we all tend to be disinterested/selfish/squeamish.....i was no exception

    but i know better now..
    and anyway, ive got a 10" scar now, which is a REAL CHICK-PULLER !!!
    especially when i say it was a shark bite !!
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    >>especially when i say it was a shark bite !!

    But you are in UK, maybe a fox bite while fox hunting will sound a little nearer to home



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    Originally posted by ihsir
    >>especially when i say it was a shark bite !!

    But you are in UK, maybe a fox bite while fox hunting will sound a little nearer to home


    hey, wheres your get well Beckam's footsie sig
    yeah not many sharks round here !! i must have been on holiday diving in Barbados !! off my 100ft yaught!!

    Well i was so embarrassed that i'd spelt Beckham wrong, that i just had to wipe it !!!!!!
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    >>and anyway, ive got a 10" scar now

    Huh? What's that from? I didn't think they took the organs from you til you were dead!

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    Originally posted by -KEN-
    >>and anyway, ive got a 10" scar now

    Huh? What's that from? I didn't think they took the organs from you til you were dead!
    I was a 'live' donor you puddin 'ead !!

    to me you see, being a donor after you're dead is easy !!! try it when you're alive, its a far harder thing to do !!!

    actually i think the scar was where i was stabbed by 6 thugs when i stopped them mugging an old lady.
    yeah thats it, thats a good one !!
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    >its a far harder thing to do !!!

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    Originally posted by stevey
    i bet you guys had some good lines in "gallows humour"!!!
    did u get corpses farting and sitting up etc !!
    We'd get the occasional corpse letting one rip, but we do have some stories!

    I'll let you in on a little secret, most embalmers have theme songs! Mine was Sade's "Smooth Operator", but I when I would sing it (when embalming), it would be "Smooth Aspirator".

    Then there were those times when nothing was going on and me and the other apprentice would play Masters of the Universe with the Trocars.

    Then there was that time I gave the dead guy an erection....

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    >>>>>Then there was that time I gave the dead guy an erection....

    if you were homosexual that would be quite something to brag about !!!!!! "ooohh sweetie, i'm so hot, last night i even gave a DEAD guy WOOD !!"

    edit: or are you a lady ?? same case anyway !!

    what are Trocars by the way??????
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    if you were homosexual that would be quite something to brag about !!!!!!
    I am, and I do brag about giving a dead guy an erection, although I think it does more harm than good. People probably think I'm a necrophiliac.

    "ooohh sweetie, i'm so hot, last night i even gave a DEAD guy WOOD !!"
    I said I was gay, not a queen. There IS a difference.

    Anyway, here's the story on the erection...
    When embalming (i.e. injecting embalming fluid (herein call 'juice')), it is the goal of every embalmer (or good embalmer) to get good distibtution (i.e. juice flowing into every blood vessel). Well there are blood vessels in the penis, if and when you 'achieve' good distribution, an erection is achieved. Why? Well, when you're living, and male, an erection is achieved when blood rushes into the blood vessels in the penis. So you get the same effects wether it be blood or juice.

    what are Trocars by the way??????
    A trocar is an instrument that embalmers use to aspirate the contetnts of the larger organs (i.e. stomach, lungs, bladder, kidneys, heart, blah, blah...). It basically looks like a long pipe (in varying lengths, usually about 2 ft) about an inch in diamter that ends in a point with several slits.

    While aspirating I would usually sing my song (see one of the above posts) and do a little dance number around the body.
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