I am king.

I have crowned myself king of the world. All of you are now peasants of the MFC Empire. You will refer to me as "King". Resistance is futile.....

If I kill you, then do I become king?? :p

you will have to kill him and then take the MFC crown out of his
head...or you can change the empire to API empire...........
we are getting closer to API 64....:)

We don't have to kill him. Osama will do it for us.:D . THEN we
kill Osama.

rick barclay

If you are king of the world this week, who gets the crown next week... umm... "King"?. Cuz I coulda swore I had the honor last week... How did you like your parade? .... you did have a parade, right? And the royal dinner? With the cake and hookers and everything? ........... oh c'mon... tell me you got the royal treatment.

I hereby use this board as a platform to announce my intentions to topple mfc2themax from his position as “King of the world”. My hoards are amassing in anticipation of a “battle to end all battles”. When the evils of MFC are vanquished back to wherever they came from, I will declare this world the empire of WinAPI32.

So it has been said…So it will be done…


::Sh#t…I’ve got too much spare time on my hands::

read my title... i ownz j00.

::releases hordes of rabid, carnivorous antelope onto the board::

HA! I will turn this board into one devoted to Cyrano and Paradox!! MWHAHA!! ha... a-hem... ha... right, back to work...

PREPARE TO DO BATTLE!!!!

My armies have been gathered and are ready for a full assault... I will rally them.. *whispers to the side -- "c'mon Jimbob, let's go..."* and your dynasty shall end... the crown shall be mine... errr...

............. ****... was I sleeping at work again?

I realize I'm walking into a potential flamewar here, but this all reminds me of my favorite Jack Kerouac poem, entitled "Poem"

It goes like this, if I can remember ::clears throat::

I am God.

I really hope you're not talking about yourself.. :) Possibly, you'd have like... god-like characteristics... ON THIS BOARD... but don't make me turn this battle into a three way debacle... but don't you worry... Jimbob has my back and I can handle whoever else feels they can handle the pressure... bring it on...

No... just quoting a poem I liked...

However, if you'd like a war, so be it!

::slowly draws wand of post-to-pink... so slowly that ober will make another post before it is totally drawn::

umm... I'm with her!!! Soo... how bout that date now? ;) Since you and I are the only ones that are going to the next world... hahaha

damn... what's a boy gotta do? :) OH wait.. I guess he has to meet you in person... my bad.

That's ok... I don't need your company anyways...

ober5861 - In the words of Ivan Drago in Rocky 4.....


"You vill lose"

Your empire is short lived... enjoy it while you can

>THEN we
kill Osama. <

Im afraid you'll have to be obliterated, rick. Insulting your new King is not nice. :p

My Legion of Dark-API functions will blow the wrapper off of your class wrapper! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!! {SFX}Yoink!{/SFX} *steals MFC's crown*

I told you resistance is futile. If you want war, you'll get war, but be warned my troops will crush any resistance that comes my way. ITS THE END PEOPLE. GIVE IT UP!!! I OWN YOU!!!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!

::Hey give it back!::

I'll just make a bunch of back up crowns.....

I AM KING!! Ask any muslim.

HRH Rick Barclay

Oh, now that was in poor taste, rick :)

*writes a function to make the crowns read-only* ha! now you can't copy them!

>I AM KING!! Ask any muslim<

Does religion really have to be brought in all the time? That’s it. I declare this entire world, an atheist civilization, and hereby obliterate religion.

>>Does religion really have to be brought in all the time? That’s it. I declare this entire world, an atheist civilization, and hereby obliterate religion.


A wise policy indeed......


When I destroy your empire and depose you, that is the one thing I will try to keep going................



All Hail Emporer Fordy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How can you do that if I'm still lord-emperor of the universe, with a R-O crown to prove it? I hereby re-instate religion!

>>How can you do that if I'm still lord-emperor of the universe, with a R-O crown to prove it? I hereby re-instate religion!


So I am at war with you too???? :p


Fighting a war on two fronts could be tricky........ Need allies....... Or nukes..........or McGuyver............

tough! McGuyver's with me! He's constructing an A-Bomb out of a pop-up book as we speak...

How can any one of you pretenders be king? I can delete every post here. Ken, give me the crown before I tell everyone that you wet the bed! (wait a minute..)

Sorry, I just put it on a low-level format on my head. Can't take it off unless you have super-reformatting powers.

*steals govtcheez's pink wand* Nyah nyah! Now I am truly king!

That's what you think...

I'll use democracy! Anyone here want to hear Ken's rubber sheet position? No one? Good!

::rabid carnivorous antelope steals crown and obediently returns to Govtcheez:

MMWWWHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

/edit by the cheez: I'm sorry for trying to steal your crown, ken. I love you! you are truly the king!/

*getting ........ed off* no fair being in a war with a mod! but just to humiliate our cheez-headed friend, I've taken the liberty to edit his edit to tell you what he really meant.

and if you wanted to know what happened before cheez DELETED my post, I turned the antelope pink and he gave me the crown back..

::kicks Ken in the nads and takes crown... melts down into scepter of deletion..::

*confused* bu..bu...bu...It was read-only on low-level format! How!?! nooo!!!

Ken, you're old enough by now to know that a kick in the nads can overcome even the best defenses!

>I have crowned myself king of the world.

:D to bad

>And the royal dinner? With the cake and hookers and everything?

...

dibs on NightRider... oh, and... ::laughs manically with govt... powers indeed mod friend... muahahahaha::