Funniest Film Moments

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    Funniest Film Moments

    I am starting this thread for 2 reasons,

    A) The Simpsons one was well received,

    B) After the explosion of "Why (insert continent here) sucks" threads died down, there now seems to be an explosion of "(Insert one society here) VS (Insert another society here)" so I thought this might make people cheer up a bit.

    Well first off I think Guy Ritchie films and in particular Snatch are the funniest things going!!

    From Snatch:

    (Turkish and Tommy are two boxing promoters and their star boxer is a massive heavyweight called "Gorgeous George", they live and work from a caravan.)

    quote 1.

    Turkish: Here's some money, go and get us a new caravan Tommy.

    Tommy: Why whats wrong with the one we've got?

    (Turkish goes to open the door and the whole thing comes off in his hands)

    Turkish(sarcastically): Nothing Tommy, Just not too sure about the colour.

    quote 2.

    (Gorgeous George has been knocked out by a gypsy)

    Turkish to Bricktop (boxing match organiser): I've got a bit of bad news, we've lost Gorgeous George.

    Bricktop: What do you mean you've lost him?! He's not a set of ****ing car keys is he?! And he's hardly incon-****ing-spicuous either is he!!

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    I suspect most don't know this movie, but I really enjoyed the scene from Heavy Metal where two aliens are trying to dock their spacecraft while under the influence of, um... pharmaceuticals.
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    Mm lets see....Monty Phyton..The frenchman insulting Arthur from the castle and get involved in a discussion if a pigion can carry a coconut.

    *The scen in the pet store with a dead parrot,,or is it sleeping.

    funny->simpson(thread);

    faulty towers(sp) When John Clesse turn in to a nut case nazi when the german guests arrives.
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    i personally like ->

    Carry on Cleo -
    "infamy......infamy......they've all got it in for me !!!"

    Groucho -
    "sanity clause??...sanity clause??.....there aint no sanity clause!"

    Dumb & Dumber -
    when he pops the cork off the shampagne bottle and kills the rare owl !!!
    when he says -
    "what are the chances of me and you....."
    "a chance in a million "
    "you mean theres a chance !!!!!!"

    when the bus full of babes want a couple of guys to rub lotion in...!!! "your'e in luck ladies.....theres a town just down the road..theres bound to be some guys down there..etc"

    when they step off the little motorbike and are frozen together!!!
    when one of em has a wizz .........ahhhhhhh!!!!

    oh i could go on forever!!!!

    Something about Mary -

    the bit when the dog gets a dose of speed !! and he sets it on fire trying to resussitate it !!!!

    when she gets ahem..'something' in her hair !!! whats that behind your ear.........?
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    >>>faulty towers(sp) When John Clesse turn in to a nut case nazi when the german guests arrives.

    classic episode...!!!

    "don't mention the war....i did earlier but i think i got away with it...... "

    "one goebbels salad for you......"
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    I'll put the whole Ace Ventura I and II as the funniest film moment, the greatest film of all times. never laughed so much in my life, when i saw those. Jim Carrey is the best.

    and for the record "AV - when nature calls" is funnier.

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    Originally posted by ihsir
    I'll put the whole Ace Ventura I and II as the funniest film moment, the greatest film of all times. never laughed so much in my life, when i saw those. Jim Carrey is the best.

    and for the record "AV - when nature calls" is funnier.
    Jim Carrey is a comedy god !!!!
    but i can't agree the 2nd film is funnier !!
    altho that bit when he sqeezes out of the mechanical rhino.....
    oh man.........
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    History of the World Part 1 is funny.

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    >>but i can't agree the 2nd film is funnier !!

    ::clap clap::
    ::2 beefy looking guards arrive::
    GUARDS, FEED HIM TO THE LIONS


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    >>>>Bayern is out of the Champions League


    Manchester United will win again this year !!!!!!!

    The final in 1999 was one of THE best sporting moments, oh what joy those last 2 goals in the final minutes !!!!!!
    David Beckham is just about to take the last corner of the match, one minute to go, looks up.....they're bringing the Champions league cup down through the crowd to the presentation area.....
    the cheeky gits have already attached the Bayern colours to it !!!!!

    doesn't let it put him off, takes the corner, rest is history !! they had to change the ribbon for a RED one !!!!!!!!! hehe

    and the Bayern players crying their eyes out, banging the floor with their fists........oh joy.....

    now thats comedy !!!!!!!
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    Originally posted by stevey
    >>>>Bayern is out of the Champions League


    Manchester United will win again this year !!!!!!!

    The final in 1999 was one of THE best sporting moments, oh what joy those last 2 goals in the final minutes !!!!!!
    David Beckham is just about to take the last corner of the match, one minute to go, looks up.....they're bringing the Champions league cup down through the crowd to the presentation area.....
    the cheeky gits have already attached the Bayern colours to it !!!!!

    doesn't let it put him off, takes the corner, rest is history !! they had to change the ribbon for a RED one !!!!!!!!! hehe

    and the Bayern players crying their eyes out, banging the floor with their fists........oh joy.....

    now thats comedy !!!!!!!


    ::clap clap::
    ::2 beefy looking guards arrive::
    GUARDS, TAKE THIS INFIDEL AND THROW HIM IN A POT OF BOILING OIL, PULL OUT HIS HAIR, NAILS AND,... <censored due to too much gore and violence and bad language>


    MAN UTD. the freakin' luckiest team in the league.

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    Was it "Idiots in Space" (the English film with Mel Smith)?
    Where he sneezes into his goldfish bowl style space helmet. (the only LOL in the film)

    Ali G is good, I'm sure I heard the crowd at the cricket chanting 'punani'. (sorry if this actually means something in ? language)

    "the F. B. ..... aii"
    "Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter."
    Friedrich Nietzsche

    "I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars......the rest I squandered."
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    "If you are going through hell....keep going."
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    Man united lucky ??? just a good football team you heathen ..........

    Has Ali G made it to the USA yet ??? oh he's so funny !!!

    did anyone see the one with the Body Shop woman !!
    she was talking about face cream.....and he says "i knock out a fresh batch for Mi Julie every morning !!!!!"

    and the ones with the Beckhams hehe
    "when Brooklin grows up..is he gonna be a footballer like his dad, or a singer like.....Maria Carey "

    "is your little boy speaking proper sentances yet......and what about Brooklyn?? "
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    Down under Mate, not the USA.
    (Since when can the USA whip your pommie but in cricket?)

    Yet to see the Beckham's but have heard it is good.

    Liked the one at the begining with the drug cop.
    Took him a while to twig, takes it so seriously.

    I worked with Borat for a while, till he went back to Kazakstan (?).

    Or the one with the vegitarian posh git, never will go to MD's. One guy twigs, the posh git dosen't.
    Ali G gets him with
    "If I said eat this chicken or I'll kill anonther chicken, would you eat it?
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    "Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter."
    Friedrich Nietzsche

    "I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars......the rest I squandered."
    George Best

    "If you are going through hell....keep going."
    Winston Churchill

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    >>>>>Liked the one at the begining with the drug cop.
    Took him a while to twig, takes it so seriously

    yeah theyve gotta take it seriously or its not funny

    that was a classic-
    "so Class A drug ??..does that guarantee good quality then "
    LMAO
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