I am starting this thread for 2 reasons,
A) The Simpsons one was well received,
B) After the explosion of "Why (insert continent here) sucks" threads died down, there now seems to be an explosion of "(Insert one society here) VS (Insert another society here)" so I thought this might make people cheer up a bit.
Well first off I think Guy Ritchie films and in particular Snatch are the funniest things going!!
(Turkish and Tommy are two boxing promoters and their star boxer is a massive heavyweight called "Gorgeous George", they live and work from a caravan.)
Turkish: Here's some money, go and get us a new caravan Tommy.
Tommy: Why whats wrong with the one we've got?
(Turkish goes to open the door and the whole thing comes off in his hands)
Turkish(sarcastically): Nothing Tommy, Just not too sure about the colour.
(Gorgeous George has been knocked out by a gypsy)
Turkish to Bricktop (boxing match organiser): I've got a bit of bad news, we've lost Gorgeous George.
Bricktop: What do you mean you've lost him?! He's not a set of ****ing car keys is he?! And he's hardly incon-****ing-spicuous either is he!!