What's your favourite "The Simpsons" moment ???

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    Talking What's your favourite "The Simpsons" moment ???

    Personally i think The Simpsons is one of the funniest progs ive ever seen.....
    just a little quote from it can send my into giggling fits.....
    heres a couple to start off with -

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    Originally posted by minesweeper
    And what about when the guy who owns the bar gets a US Navy standard fryer that can flash fry an entire cow in 30 seconds, Homer orders a steak and when told it would take a few seconds replies "Oh! I wanted it now!!". Brilliant!!

    heres mine -
    ...."don't worry boy's he's got to come out sometime..." (police chief Wiggum, when Homer's head has been turned into a doughnut !!!!
    and he's nibbling at it !!!! oh thats comedy.....
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    Definately not word perfect...but went something like this;


    :: Krusty is up before the IRS for non payment of taxes ::

    IRS Man - "Don’t worry Krusty...this is America - we don’t send our celebrities to jail!! We’ll just garnish your salary...say...75% over 25 years?"

    Krusty – "Agh!!! But I wasn’t planning to live that long!!!!"

    IRS Man – "Hmm....better make that 95%!!"
    That sketch kills me every time......if any of you have had the misfortune of dealing with Taxmen will love how close this is to reality!!!

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    like it guys LMAO

    ive just seen the one today, where Homer gets fat so he doesn't have to go to work, he sits at home on a computer !!
    hes got the little wooden birdy thing pressing "Y" to everthing !!

    and when he found out he can just type Y instead of YES, he says
    "wow...ive just tripled my productivity, they ought to give me a raise!!"
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    After winning an award for his movie:

    Barney: "From now on I'll be a new Barnard Gumble. I'm working.. clean and sober."
    Mayor: "Congratulations, Barney, and enjoy your grand prize: a lifetime supply of Duff beer."
    Barney: "Oahhh, just hook it to my veins!"
    Last edited by taylorguitarman; 04-10-2002 at 04:16 PM.
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    can you remember when barney an homer are training to be astronaughts.....barney is a star surprisingly..... until homer slips him a drink of something and he reverts to type rapidly !!! i mean rapidly !!!

    and when Homer's in space and bursts a bag of crisps...hes floating in zero grav, chomping them..."don't worry boys,leave this one to me !!" spinning round with the 2001 music in the background.........
    the ants are saying "protect the queeen....who's the queen....me..."

    Kent Brockman is saying "wellcome to our new insect masters...etc"

    classic
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    Ralph, after just winning the diorama contest: "I beat the smart kids! I beat the smart kids!...::falls::...I bent my wookie!"

    Ralph: "And that's where I saw the leprechaun...he tells me to burn things!"

    Ralph: "I eated the Purple berries!"
    Bart: "How do they taste, ralph?"
    Ralph, slowly falling to the ground "They taste like burning!"

    Ralph, after just finding out the mayor will be zapped by the electric chair him and bart turned on: "Now he's going to smell like hotdogs!"

    Oh man, I can't remember any non-ralph ones right now, but there have been some where I've actually fallen out of my chair with laughter.

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    >>> Oh man, I can't remember any non-ralph ones right now, but there have been some where I've actually fallen out of my chair with laughter.

    hey who's a Ralph fan then !!!!!!


    oh i'm ........ing myself just thinking about ralph !!!!!! he makes his dad look smart !!!!
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    "mmm erotic cakes" - homer in the real world.

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    "Hello? Operator! Give me the number for 911!"


    ::homer poses as Mr. Burns to get money from a bank::
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    homer: Montgomery
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    homer: don't know.



    "America's health care system is second only to Japan ... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain ... well, all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!"


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    you win or lose... it's how drunk
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    Homer (reading Internet for Dummies):
    Wow... they've got the Internet on computers now?

    Homer: But every time I learn
    something new, it pushes out
    something old! Remember that
    time I took a home winemaking
    course and forgot how to drive?
    Marge: That's because you were
    drunk!
    Homer: And how!


    A more recent one is when homer got percription marihuana and he came home high and Marge was talking something about "Homer that stuff is all over the place, the bathroom, our bedroom, and our kitchen"
    homer: "We have a Kitchen?!!!!!!!!!" Runs to kitchen.
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    >Paraguay!"

    haha "u r gay"... hehe... that was funny...

    oh that was hilarious the othe rnight... woot!

    oh by the way, what's the name of that song? y'know, the one before the smoke on the water, the one they played in the other episode with those two hippies and the juice factory wehre everyone gets high off juice? oh and any recommendations by Phish? i got tons of phish covers...

    thanks!
    hasafraggin shizigishin oppashigger...

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    >>>>>>A more recent one is when homer got percription marihuana and he came home high and Marge was talking something about "Homer that stuff is all over the place, the bathroom, our bedroom, and our kitchen"
    homer: "We have a Kitchen?!!!!!!!!!" Runs to kitchen.

    oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    i haven't seen that one !!!!!!!!!

    hey, thinking about Chief Wiggum ->
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    That one was great, and the one with Mojo the helper monkey, i cant remember a quote now but ill think hard.
    "only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and im not sure about the former." - albert einstein

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    More from Ralph

    Ralph: Miss Krobaple and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby smiled at me

    Ralph: Hi supernintendo Chalmers

    Ralph: Me fail english? Thats umpossible!

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    More Ralph

    Personal fav:

    Ralph typing on the computer:
    C-A-T Cat ... I'm Learnding
    DrakkenKorin

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