Suicidal nut cases

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    i assure you all, if i die, it'll be of gross incompetence. avenge my death...

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    >>i assure you all, if i die, it'll be of gross incompetence. avenge my death...

    What if its your own incpmetence?
    Do we have to bring you back to life just to kill you again?
    I mean ever since the trade embargos on Cuba its been so hard to find a good witch doctor.
    If you own a piece of land and there is an volcano on it and it ruins a
    nearby town, do you have to pay for the property damage?

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    mean ever since the trade embargos on Cuba its been so hard to find a good witch doctor
    what about haiti?

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    >>what about haiti?

    I've always found that they skimp on the rat testicles, we wouldn't want him coming back as a rat now would we?
    If you own a piece of land and there is an volcano on it and it ruins a
    nearby town, do you have to pay for the property damage?

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    thats it, I'm gonna kill myself

    This is it guys. This is my last post. I'm gonna kill myself. **** all of this.

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    Re: thats it, I'm gonna kill myself

    Originally posted by Ruflano
    This is it guys. This is my last post. I'm gonna kill myself. **** all of this.

    I don't think you should be toying with this Ruflano either seek help or something but stop saying you're going to kill youself on these boards, it looks bad.
    There are some real morons in this world please do not become one of them, do not become a victim of moronitis. PROGRAMMING IS THE FUTURE...THE FUTURE IS NOW!!!!!!!!!

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    Dont worry about ruf. He has already died and been reborn as a rabbit.

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    Re: thats it, I'm gonna kill myself

    Originally posted by Ruflano
    This is it guys. This is my last post. I'm gonna kill myself. **** all of this.
    as a wise man once said -

    Kindly take your problems to someone who is certified to help you with them.
    Steve

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    He is seeking attention. Ignore him and look at me.

    [punctuation free ramble time]
    surely somebody cant get suicidal over a crappy little c coding project which looks likes someones first attempt at a calculator program written in basic for a bbc computer in half an hour surely they would just go outside meet some girls fluant their strange knowledge of programming and whatnot actually programming is quite good for girls you can email them a little program which has a big heart come up on their screen with their name it may sound really geeky and sad but they like it anything unique which makes you different from all the other sport freaks who just play football all day and drink beer girls are amazing except when they dont like you but then you can shrug and say their loss and be at one i think i have a magnetic personality but some girls just seem to be the same polarity as me and they just whoosh away like im some sort of freak which i guess i am but im at ease with that hey this went from a rant about rulfanos suicidal crap to a lovebutterfly adventure with brian amazing i couldnt be more happy i think im gonna cry going outside can be boring but in the end it is rewarding get a tan lift some rocks for muscles and you are amazing dont forget to become vegetarian just in case the girl you meet happens to be a vegetarian but if they arent dont say you are a vegetarian they will only try and change and you will feel bad and avoid sluts who play with your mind i dont know why they do it i think its a power thing one thing youre flurting with them next thing you are in love with them and then they are like hahaha and you have a stomach ache for the next six months so there you go all my wisdom except for my endless programming knowledge hahaha i wish actually i am pretty pathetic at programming but i get by cos its a hobby like my guitar im crap at guitar but girls dig guitars just pretend you can play and smile although dont lie just be honest and say you are crap shell probably think its cute.

    ahhhh

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    have you been on the wacky baccy ??

    still
    >>>email them a little program which has a big heart come up on their screen with their name

    that is actually a rather good idea !!
    Steve

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    ...very well put.

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    Originally posted by stevey
    have you been on the wacky backy ??

    still
    >>>email them a little program which has a big heart come up on their screen with their name

    that is actually a rather good idea !!
    uhuh
    and you do

    #define GF_NAME "Julie"

    or whatever and just change that when you change your mind.
    heh heh.

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    like it..........Mandy in my case !!!!!
    Steve

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    which reminds me......

    come on Ruf, you're only about 12 !! too young to die !!!

    don't pop your cork till youve popped your cherry man !!!
    Steve

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