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    Live Forever??

    Hi everyone Tig here!!

    Apparently if you wear these rings for 8 hours of the day, you dont age?? :?:

    http://www.alexchiu.com/affiliates/c...gi?id=jimbobuk
    Alex Chui

    tig..

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    This is too much fun to delete.

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    Hey I signed up for some thing ro recieve a pair of them for free, but never got them
    damn rip off

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    I love the world corp plan. Pity Alex is only 5, judging by the drawings, and not 1337 yet.

    >>Remember, your only route to become the messiah is through Alex Chiu's world-corporation plan. There is no other way.

    And here is me thinking you had to be the messenger of God to be the messiah. When all could it takes is a lot of cash and a link to this site. I might even have a go, except I might have to start believing in God.

    >>Bringing immortality to mankind is not messiah's job. ( It's my job, and I have already done it. )
    Alex's quote.

    I got the immortality rings, but did not get the free steak knives.
    Last edited by novacain; 03-25-2002 at 03:01 AM.
    "Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter."
    Friedrich Nietzsche

    "I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars......the rest I squandered."
    George Best

    "If you are going through hell....keep going."
    Winston Churchill

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    > Many people have scorned and laughed at the persons below. But one day, they were all proven to be correct.

    Who, the people doing the laughing?

    I like that it's part of the immortality web RING... MUHAHAHA!! (okay, it's not that funny - gimme a break)

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    Wow, that was funny. Are people really that stupid? Heh, it reminded me of those religous cults. Anyone care for some kool-aide?

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    >>Anyone care for some kool-aide?

    No thanks JJ.
    "Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter."
    Friedrich Nietzsche

    "I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars......the rest I squandered."
    George Best

    "If you are going through hell....keep going."
    Winston Churchill

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    Jesus is on a space ship behind the moon.

    I swear to God. (see the irony)

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    Let us not forget Scientology; they bought out and shut down a support group known as "Cult awareness" in order to obtain personal information about people who were in therapy to overdcome cults. I could go on about the mindless brainwashing and the profiteering, but then the Church of Scientology would use the IDSA to try and remove this forum from google.com.

    It's as L Ron Hubbard Said:

    Writing for a penny a word is ridiculous. If a man really wants to make a million dollars, the best way would be to start his own religion.

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    i find religions to be fun and comical.

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    >>If a man really wants to make a million dollars, the best way would be to start his own religion.

    At uni we were going to try that, tax free status here.
    Ended up starting the MDS (Manic Depresive Society -> "a group of like minded individuals gathered togather is search of the transitory state known as happiness".)
    In other words a group of people looking to get realy pi**ed at the uni's expense. Silly uni would pay half the loss for the club on each event. So

    FullYearLoss=(NumMembers*CostMembership)/2;
    or
    Beer=1/2Price;

    Reason for not starting our religion, couldn't find someone willing to be the martyr.
    "Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter."
    Friedrich Nietzsche

    "I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars......the rest I squandered."
    George Best

    "If you are going through hell....keep going."
    Winston Churchill

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    there is only one way; well 2 ways...the first is you can eat tumors...to get telomerase in your system. the other way is to just die in the presence or near the proximity of a female creature in a labor.
    lebios

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    Originally posted by seditee
    there is only one way; well 2 ways...the first is you can eat tumors...to get telomerase in your system. the other way is to just die in the presence or near the proximity of a female creature in a labor.
    No, I thought you wanted telomerase out of your system; I read in Popular Science about "Telomerase inhibitors". Because telomerase shortens the telomeres whenever cells divide, and when they are too short, they stop dividing.

    Besides notice the word "erase" in telomerase.

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    the ase = enzyme. whatever it is...it's good for you. and it's only found in cancer.
    lebios

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    or die trying...

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