Justin - call

This is a discussion on Justin - call within the A Brief History of Cprogramming.com forums, part of the Community Boards category; Originally posted by Govtcheez Make sure you wipe that lipstick off your collar first... ::spits in hankerchief:: ::wipes lipstick off ...

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    Originally posted by Govtcheez
    Make sure you wipe that lipstick off your collar first...

    ::spits in hankerchief::
    ::wipes lipstick off collar and face::

    There! Now you're presentable!

    :inches cheek::
    wait wait... it was porn sites.. not strip joints...

    just zip your pants back up

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    Originally posted by ober5861


    wait wait... it was porn sites.. not strip joints...

    just zip your pants back up

    lol that was nice..........I mean funny.
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    Originally posted by ober5861


    wait wait... it was porn sites.. not strip joints...

    just zip your pants back up

    I'm willing to say you speak from experience
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    me? neva...

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    Mind you I'm not saying one is better than the other... just not equal.
    Oh come on, we all know men are physically and mentally superior to women in anything not artsy. I've never heard of a female Einstien. Hell, I've never even heard of a female genius.
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    You sure have picked the right place to say that... given that 95% of all people on this board are guys
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    Originally posted by dbaryl
    You sure have picked the right place to say that... given that 95% of all people on this board are guys

    very true............well I have a teacher that she says that she wants to be treated equally she doesn't even want men to open doors for her, because "she can open it herself", and on the other hand there're some girl that say that chivalry is dead, so who to listen to?
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    Yeah, it seems guys always get the trong end of the deal here... but I guess I've just learned to live with it. ...And to her thaqt wants to open her own door - well, let her do it, guess it's even easier for you, isn't it?
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    Originally posted by dbaryl
    Yeah, it seems guys always get the trong end of the deal here... but I guess I've just learned to live with it. ...And to her thaqt wants to open her own door - well, let her do it, guess it's even easier for you, isn't it?


    yup she's a pretty nice person though.
    There are some real morons in this world please do not become one of them, do not become a victim of moronitis. PROGRAMMING IS THE FUTURE...THE FUTURE IS NOW!!!!!!!!!

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    I will open doors for women. It's polite.
    I will open doors for men. It's polite.

    How come there are women starring at me, thinking I look down at them ? I've never heard a man tell me I should let him open the doors himself.


    >Oh come on, we all know men are physically and mentally >superior to women in anything not artsy.

    Wrong. Men are mentally superior when it comes to spatial skills and building mental images of 2D objects like maps. Men are better at throwing and running. Men are better at carrying stuff. In one word: Men evolved for some thousand years to be the better lunch-chasers.

    Men are at a disadvantage when it comes to noticing little signs, gestures and nuances. Men are using 3000-5000 words per day, while women use 15.000 to 20.000. Women have a wider field of vision. Ever stood in front of the fridge and not been able to find the butter ? Ever had your girlfriend come up and point straight at it ? Women can do more things at once. Men can only concentrate at one thing at a time. In one word: Women evolved to be gatherers and relationship-builders, to make their nest a secure place.

    We can try to give out laws saying they have to be equal and if we follow these laws for another 10 Million years, evolution won't fail, and we will be equal.

    In the meantime, please don't tell me we are equal just because the law says so. Equal chances, equal respect, fine. But we have to respect that we are different. Not better, not worse, just different.
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    >Men are using 3000-5000 words per day, while women use >15.000 to 20.000

    Trust me, those 12000-15000 extra words don't go unnoticed...

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    >Men are using 3000-5000 words per day, while women use >15.000 to 20.000
    Wait wait wait... I think that's a little low...

    oh, and NV... that was awesome... I think everyone should hear that.. I'm gonna turn that into a forward..

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    >In the meantime, please don't tell me we are equal just because the law says so.
    Laws tend to be stupid, men and women are physically, mentally, and emotionally different and no law will change that. I'm just a little biased of course, thinking that my different is more useful than your different

    >Hell, I've never even heard of a female genius.
    No comment

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    On a sidenote:

    Männer haben mehr Sex als Frauen, nämlich im Schnitt über 100 mal im Jahr, wohingegen Frauen gerade mal knapp über 90 Abenteuer verbuchen können.
    From my daily newsletter... In English: Men have more sex than women, on average more than 100 times a year, whereas women can only be held for about 90 times a year.

    Now... being one of those logical types... I wonder... if they took an equal amount of men and women, who had sex with the men the missing 10 times ? Uh-Oh...
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    question is... was it sex with another person... or more of a personal endeavor?

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