The great mystery.
A dramatic look at one event that has shaken this board forever..... (play freaky music)
Ever since Dean/Witch_Craft/Sunlight/Bill Gates’ ........../ started going pro-Microsoft…. It concerned me as to why the dramatic change. I was going through old posts between April and May noticed something happened. Something so dramatic that altered the mind of whoever was behind this persons postings…. I have several theories as to what may have happened. Read on and you be the judge….
Between April and May there was a dramatic change in Dean’s postings. Here are some examples
“As Linux stands now it is a more stable O/S than Win2k. Linux could have been plug and play long time ago, it is only now that hardware manufactures are building device drivers to communicate with Linux O/S. Yes, it can happen very fast. M$ could be replaced in less than 12 months. You think that M$ is the top O/S due to performance? Not so. M$ has a monopoly on O/S distribution but it has no way of defending itself against Linux if corporations that build hardware beging to support Linux. This is exactly what is beginning to happen. M$ will be forced to diversify and move out of the computer industry perhaps even. There is no way in hell that it can compete.”
That was dean before the event
“Microsoft has a much better plan, maybe it has something to do with money, but whatever the case, it's better to join in on a sure thing. Looking forward to .NET and WinXP professional 64-bit”
Dean after that event.
Possibilities as to what may have happened…
-Sunlight murdered Dean. This is the obvious one. Sunlight was always pro-Microsoft and was obviously annoyed by Dean’s rampant Anti-Microsoft postings. So he eliminated him. Then took the place as Dean slowly to get more people go his way. Its obvious, that this eventually become too much, to pose as both Sunlight and Dean, so Sunlight slowly slipped away…..
-Dean was murdered by Microsoft. Another possibility. He was then replaced by a marketing executive at Microsoft.
-Bill Gates ganged rapped Dean with Steve Ballmer, Rick Belluzo, and other executives at the company, after which Dean was sooo frightened by the experience he promised to only post pro-Microsoft stuff on the site
-Sunlight and Dean had homo-intercourse, and magically produced a child within a few months. Of course the Windows genes, drove the other Linux, and Unix genes to hell, first overpowering them, and then using anti-competitive tactics to bring them down, and strengthen their strangle hold, on the new born’s mind. This ‘baby’ then took the place of Dean and started posting on this board.
-Dean is a robot, that was hacked by Microsoft programmers- and reprogrammed with pro-Microsoft stuff
-Dean was placed in Microsoft concentration camps in which he was repeatedly required to emit pro-Microsoft mantra
-Dean was actually Bill Gates, on crack, speed, LSD, and several other drugs. After Gates would shoot up, he would come to this board dis-oriented and posted pro-Unix mantra. After the anti-trust clouds started to lift, the need for drugs lifted away, and Gates returned to his pro-Microsoft antics.
-Dean is actually CollegeGirl. She wanted to look 'cool' with all the ‘guys’ on the board, so it was pro-Unix and Linux all the way. But once her ‘womanhood’ came out, she showed no fear of promoting her beloved Windows. (Which by all means ruins any chances for a date with me! Note to self, remove this before posting…..)
These are the possibilities as to why this unbelievable event has occurred. Will the mystery ever be solved? only you can decide…………………..
(dramatic music on fade-out)
(I am sure this is going to generate some "interesting" posts......)