Programming Puns

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    Programming Puns

    If you put a Unix shell to your ear, will you hear the C?

    ...add your puns...
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    this isn't a pun but i thought it was funny...

    i don't think therefore i am confused...
    hasafraggin shizigishin oppashigger...

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    fine then add your regular programming jokes to
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    okay! now we're talkin'!!!

    if debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in...

    [not myne heard somewhere...]
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    Debugging is a process to create more bugs.
    I program the program using a program to program the program.
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    Shift to the left! Shift to the right! Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!

    BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding.

    Salmon Day:
    The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed in the end.

    What do Unix sysadmins do when they're horny?
    Mount a filesystem.


    And my personal all-time favorite: ( ->RTFM )

    Why is "256 Ways To Make Love" the most quoted book on the Internet?
    It is the f***ing Manual.
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    She was so Blonde, she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."

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    >>And my personal all-time favorite: ( ->RTFM )

    >Why is "256 Ways To Make Love" the most quoted book on the Internet?
    It is the ****ing Manual.

    LMAO... that's a good one... haven't heard that before...

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    I once walked in on a friend who was hammering away on his keyboard as hard as he could. I asked him what he was doing, and he replied programming.

    When I aked why he was hitting the keys so hard, he replied

    "Don't you know that C++is strongly typed"

    Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!
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    I used to design my functions to be portable....... but I found it caused too many arguments.
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    I used to be a very BASIC programmer, but now I C the light.

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    DRUG DEALERS & SOFTWARE ENGINEERS-COMPARISON

    Drug Dealers

    "The first one is free"
    *Have important South-Asia connections (to help move the stuff)
    *Strange jargon: "Stick", "Rock", "Dime bag", "E"
    *Realize that there's a ton of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market
    *Job is assisted by industry's producing newer, more potent mixes
    *Often seen in the company of pimps and hustlers
    *Their products cause unhealthy addictions.
    *Do your job well and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you


    Software Enginners

    *"Download a free trial version"
    *Have important South-Asia connections (to help debug the code)
    *Strange jargon: "TCP/IP", "XML", "Java", "SQL"
    *Realize that there's a ton of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market
    *Job is assisted by industry's producing newer, faster machines
    *Often seen in the company of marketing people and venture capitalists
    *DOOM. Quake. SimCity. Duke Nukem 3D.; Enough said.
    *Damn! Damn! DAMN!
    Last edited by incognito; 03-19-2002 at 03:13 PM.
    There are some real morons in this world please do not become one of them, do not become a victim of moronitis. PROGRAMMING IS THE FUTURE...THE FUTURE IS NOW!!!!!!!!!

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    LMAO... good one...

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    found that one on a website once and I liked it so much I decided to save it
    There are some real morons in this world please do not become one of them, do not become a victim of moronitis. PROGRAMMING IS THE FUTURE...THE FUTURE IS NOW!!!!!!!!!

    "...The only real game I thank in the world is baseball..." --Babe Ruth

    "Life is beautiful"-Don Corleone right before he died.

    "The expert on anything was once a beginner" -Baseball poster I own.


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    PROGRAMMING CONTEST BETWEEN JESUS AND SATIN

    One day God decided he wanted to have a programming contest between Jesus and Satin. So he set them up at their computers, gave them their programming problems which they had to solve, and let them go at it.

    An hour or so went by, and they were still programming away, solving each problem one by one.

    Suddenly the power went out for a couple seconds and then came back on, making them lose whatever they were working on.

    God said, "Jesus wins."

    Satan stood up in protest. "Why? How did he win! I lost all my work when the power went out!"

    God replied, "Jesus saves."
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