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    i would like to share ur idea on c/c++

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    &TH of undefined behavior Fordy's Avatar
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    C was everything that B should have been

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    Trying to code in C is like trying to tackle a rampaging giraffe with a quadrapalegic 8 year old.

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    and the hat of wrongness Salem's Avatar
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    To compare and contrast with other languages, try
    here
    If you dance barefoot on the broken glass of undefined behaviour, you've got to expect the occasional cut.
    If at first you don't succeed, try writing your phone number on the exam paper.
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    Cool link, Salem...

    I especially like Paradox and the Assembly ones.

    How about this for Java:

    The gun works slowly, but the virtual bullets don't actually leave a hole and take 15 minutes to hit
    or
    The gun fires, and everyone's feet can be hit.

    Or, for the extremely limited audience that knows Cyrano
    The gun changes all your bullets if you leave it loaded when you go to lunch
    or
    It takes you 2 days to debug the firing pin, blocks only show 5 lines of code at a time.

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    C keeps your hands tied.
    C++ gives you enough rope to hang yourself.

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