View Poll Results: Which DNA would abachler contribute to formign the race of Insane Midget Assassin's

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  • The Insanity

    2 22.22%
  • The Midget

    1 11.11%
  • The Assassin

    0 0%
  • Insane Midget

    0 0%
  • Insane Assassin

    2 22.22%
  • Midget Assassin

    0 0%
  • None

    1 11.11%
  • All - he would essentially just be cloning himself

    3 33.33%

Insane MIdget Assassins and Abachler

This is a discussion on Insane MIdget Assassins and Abachler within the A Brief History of Cprogramming.com forums, part of the Community Boards category; Guess which part(s) of the Insane Midget Assassin DNA I would contribute to forming this hypothetical (or so we want ...

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    Insane MIdget Assassins and Abachler

    Guess which part(s) of the Insane Midget Assassin DNA I would contribute to forming this hypothetical (or so we want you to believe) race and why do you feel that way.
    Last edited by abachler; 05-03-2009 at 10:42 AM.
    Until you can build a working general purpose reprogrammable computer out of basic components from radio shack, you are not fit to call yourself a programmer in my presence. This is cwhizard, signing off.

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    Seeing as how you look like a puffy version of Mickey Rourke from "The Wrestler", I had to vote for the The Inane Assassin Midget.
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    Wait, why midgets? Why not say... giants/titans?
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    I'd say the Troll...

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    Quote Originally Posted by laserlight View Post
    Wait, why midgets? Why not say... giants/titans?
    Are you kidding? I can make 50 midgets for the cost of one titan. Besides, those little sausage fingers just add a little extra creepiness factor free of charge.
    Last edited by abachler; 05-03-2009 at 11:14 AM.
    Until you can build a working general purpose reprogrammable computer out of basic components from radio shack, you are not fit to call yourself a programmer in my presence. This is cwhizard, signing off.

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