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Bond vs Bourne

This is a discussion on Bond vs Bourne within the A Brief History of Cprogramming.com forums, part of the Community Boards category; Originally Posted by Salem I've never heard of a bond shell. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bourne_shell Yes, and what would Bourne be without an ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Salem View Post
    I've never heard of a bond shell.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bourne_shell
    Yes, and what would Bourne be without an awesome sequel?
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    From the Transporter Series, Frank Martin. He kicks ass and always uses weapons he finds on the job. He can tie up a group of mobsters using a firehose, and can fly a helicopter, car, bike, and skateboard all in one chase scene. He's awesome!
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    Oh yeah, I love Transporter. I was watching The Day The Earth Stood Still, and they had the Transporter 3 trailer.

    How could anyone forget a memorable scene from Transporter 2, where Frank gets rid of a bomb stuck to the bottom of his car, by driving off a high-rise carpark, causing the car to twist in midair, and catching the bomb on a hook hanging from a giant crane? The bomb then explodes in midair, whilst the car lands perfectly on 4 wheels. Amazing!

    It's possible Frank could beat both Bourne and Bond.
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    Quote Originally Posted by happyclown View Post

    It's possible Frank could beat both Bourne and Bond.
    Frank could beat Bond, Bourne, Batman, Conan, and Chuck Norris all at the same time using only a broken pinky toe while hung over.
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    Quote Originally Posted by abachler View Post
    Frank could beat Bond, Bourne, Batman, Conan, and Chuck Norris all at the same time using only a broken pinky toe while hung over.
    And his tuxedo would still look immaculate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thantos View Post
    >Van Damme vs Ralph Machio(karate kid)
    Van Damme

    >Segal vs Jack Baur(from 24)
    Segal

    >Chuck Norris vs Bruce Lee
    Norris


    >Sean Connery vs Van Damme(in the bad acting category).
    Considering that Connery actually acts well I'd have to go with Van Damme

    >Van Damme vs Jet Li/Jacky Chan
    Van Damme if there are no lose objects or bars for Chan to jump around on.
    Wait, what? Bruce Lee would tear Chuck Norris apart in a real fight. Chuck is a good tournament fighter- Bruce Lee's the BEST street fighter.

    Plus, Bruce taught young Chuck Norris how to fight to begin with.
    Quote Originally Posted by abachler View Post
    Frank could beat Bond, Bourne, Batman, Conan, and Chuck Norris all at the same time using only a broken pinky toe while hung over.
    Pfft, The Bride would break Frank in two. Easily.

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    I vote Maxwell Smart over all of the above.
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    Who's this Maxwell Smart?

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    It does not matter, I will zap them all with my laser and they will all be very dead.
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    But are your lasers Orphen-Seeking Lasers?

    *Gets shot for the stupid joke*

    Speaking of which, anyone who got that joke watches too much Gundam SEED.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Graham Aker View Post
    Who's this Maxwell Smart?
    One serious em'f-er.
    Last edited by SlyMaelstrom; 01-25-2009 at 04:45 PM.
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    Wiki page or he doesn't exist.

    On topic, I have decided that Sir Henry from No More Heroes would slaughter everyone mentioned in this thread with both his arms tied behind his back. And feet nailed to the ground. And Blindfolded.

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    Quote Originally Posted by laserlight View Post
    It does not matter, I will zap them all with my laser and they will all be very dead.
    pew pew pew!

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    "Pew pew pew"? What, laserlight's a TIE Fighter now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Graham Aker View Post
    Wiki page or he doesn't exist.
    He was a James Bond-like spoof from an extremely popular American comedy show in the 60s. They made a movie out of the character last year with Steve Carell.
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