View Poll Results: Are you smoking?

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  • I'm smoking.

    3 10.71%
  • I'm smoking when I get frustated.

    0 0%
  • I'm smoking sometime.

    1 3.57%
  • I'm totaly not a smoker.

    24 85.71%

Are you smoking?

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    Ugly C Lover audinue's Avatar
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    Are you smoking?

    Are you smoking?

    Let see how much programmers that smoking while programming. xS
    Just GET it OFF out my mind!!

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    Smoking is cool, and we all know programmers aren't cool

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    I don't mean to whine, but...

    Are you searching before posting?
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    Quote Originally Posted by zacs7 View Post
    Smoking is cool, and we all know programmers aren't cool
    I was thinking the same thing.
    Fried chicken for everybody!
    -Kernel Sanders

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    Malum in se abachler's Avatar
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    smoking what? That's an important question to ask when dealign with intellectual types...
    Until you can build a working general purpose reprogrammable computer out of basic components from radio shack, you are not fit to call yourself a programmer in my presence. This is cwhizard, signing off.

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    I don't mean to whine, but...
    But that poll is so outdated!!! We need a new poll every few months because people quit and start smoking all the time.
    I might be wrong.

    Thank you, anon. You sure know how to recognize different types of trees from quite a long way away.
    Quoted more than 1000 times (I hope).

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    What's with the "I'm smoking when I'm frustrated" option? You're either a smoker or a non-smoker.
    I would have chosen "I'm homicidal when I'm frustrated".
    "I am probably the laziest programmer on the planet, a fact with which anyone who has ever seen my code will agree." - esbo, 11/15/2008

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    Malum in se abachler's Avatar
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    If you have a problem that killing someone will solve, then you don't really have a problem do you
    Until you can build a working general purpose reprogrammable computer out of basic components from radio shack, you are not fit to call yourself a programmer in my presence. This is cwhizard, signing off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by abachler View Post
    If you have a problem that killing someone will solve, then you don't really have a problem do you
    That made my brain hurt.
    One of the disadvantages of being a 22 year old RPG programmer is having to repeatedly explain to your friends that you don't make videogames for a living.

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    Quote Originally Posted by anon View Post
    But that poll is so outdated!!! We need a new poll every few months because people quit and start smoking all the time.
    Exactly. I start and quit several times a day.
    7. It is easier to write an incorrect program than understand a correct one.
    40. There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.*

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    Quote Originally Posted by shoutatchickens View Post
    That made my brain hurt.
    It was the absence of the question mark and comma that through me off.
    Fried chicken for everybody!
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    As of Jan 1, no. Or at least, I'm gonna try.

    I was "quit" for about three years, when an unfortunate incident stressed me out and I started again. Stupid.

    (It's not really a New Year's resolution -- just a good turning point)
    Code:
    //try
    //{
    	if (a) do { f( b); } while(1);
    	else   do { f(!b); } while(1);
    //}

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    > It's not really a New Year's resolution -- just a good turning point
    Isn't that the point of new year resolutions?

    Didn't think hikers / bushwalkers would smoke

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave_Sinkula View Post
    Exactly. I start and quit several times a day.
    Nobody likes a quitter, Dave.

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    Generally I don't type fast enough while programming to generate the heat needed to cause myself to be smoking.

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