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1,shoot your source code in to her
2,wait 9 months to compile
3,exe baby is ready
4,execute life
if the compiler crashs , she just had a abortion
if she dies you know you got aids
if the compiler gives a error , it means she had a mis carriage
woot
Awesome?
By that description: If only compilers had curves.
Originally Posted by phantomotap
>> programming is like sex
Come now, that's very tacky (no pun intended).
Code:int main(void){srand(time(0));for(double l=rand(),l0=0,l00=0;;l0+=0.1){for(double l000=0;l000 <1;l000+=.001,l+=((double)rand()/RAND_MAX)/0x64,l00+=((sin(l*0x8*atan(l0)*l000-(l0*0x8*atan (l)))*0.5)+0.5)){l00-=floor(l00);for(size_t l0000=0,l00000=(size_t)(0x50*(l00));l0000<l00000;++l0000 )putchar(0x20);putchar(0x61+(int)((double)rand()/RAND_MAX*0x1a));putchar('\n');}}return 0;}
>>programming is like sex
..You're doing it wrong.
You're doing which wrong?
(I suppose the answer is, "Both.")
The answer is lurk moar.
whats sex?
You know what date is on this coin? 1958. It's been travelling twenty two years to get here.
And now it's here.
And I'm here.
And it's either heads or tails.
And you have to say...
Call it.
"Just two lonely people being lonely together."
If sex is like two people being lonely together then the only way it's like programming is if the programmer is schizophrenic. You guys are confusing (and I hate you all just fyi).
That reminds me of a rhyme I saw on a movie:
"Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I'm schizophrenic.
And so am I!"
You know what date is on this coin? 1958. It's been travelling twenty two years to get here.
And now it's here.
And I'm here.
And it's either heads or tails.
And you have to say...
Call it.
Not funny.
Arrogance breeds bad code
The only humorous thing about this thread is a few of the posts.
Also we all know there's only one software package that takes 9 months to compile... KDE of course.
I thought you were referring to OpenOffice 3The only humorous thing about this thread is a few of the posts
Also we all know there's only one software package that takes 9 months to compile... KDE of course.
- Using The GNU GDB Debugger: Tutorial with examples and exercises.
>> programming is like sex
That's what she said ... ?
As a person who finds things funny, this is not funny. And I don't mean not funny in an offensive way, just not funny.
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