programming is like sex

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    programming is like sex

    1,shoot your source code in to her
    2,wait 9 months to compile
    3,exe baby is ready
    4,execute life

    if the compiler crashs , she just had a abortion
    if she dies you know you got aids
    if the compiler gives a error , it means she had a mis carriage

    woot
    Last edited by Anddos; 12-23-2008 at 11:47 AM.

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    Awesome?
    Woop?

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    By that description: If only compilers had curves.

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    >> programming is like sex

    Come now, that's very tacky (no pun intended).
    Code:
    #include <cmath>
    #include <complex>
    bool euler_flip(bool value)
    {
        return std::pow
        (
            std::complex<float>(std::exp(1.0)), 
            std::complex<float>(0, 1) 
            * std::complex<float>(std::atan(1.0)
            *(1 << (value + 2)))
        ).real() < 0;
    }

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    >>programming is like sex
    ..You're doing it wrong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by psychopath View Post
    >>programming is like sex
    ..You're doing it wrong.
    You're doing which wrong?

    (I suppose the answer is, "Both.")

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    The answer is lurk moar.

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    whats sex?
    I'm not immature, I'm refined in the opposite direction.

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    "Just two lonely people being lonely together."

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    If sex is like two people being lonely together then the only way it's like programming is if the programmer is schizophrenic. You guys are confusing (and I hate you all just fyi).

    That reminds me of a rhyme I saw on a movie:

    "Roses are red.
    Violets are blue.
    I'm schizophrenic.
    And so am I!"
    I'm not immature, I'm refined in the opposite direction.

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    Not funny.

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    The only humorous thing about this thread is a few of the posts .

    Also we all know there's only one software package that takes 9 months to compile... KDE of course.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zacs7 View Post
    The only humorous thing about this thread is a few of the posts .

    Also we all know there's only one software package that takes 9 months to compile... KDE of course.
    I thought you were referring to OpenOffice 3

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    >> programming is like sex
    That's what she said ... ?

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    As a person who finds things funny, this is not funny. And I don't mean not funny in an offensive way, just not funny.
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