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    (?<!re)tired Mario F.'s Avatar
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    The programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.”
    The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.


    Originally Posted by brewbuck:
    Reimplementing a large system in another language to get a 25% performance boost is nonsense. It would be cheaper to just get a computer which is 25% faster.

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    Actually the part that is not jest is the part that you two both post quite excessively. I think I am on this forum way too much and in the course of seven years I have about a fifth as many posts.

    Elysia is not offended. I am sure she knows full well that I find most of what she says informative. No casualties today.

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    ...Meanwhile, poor George M. (whom I did have to scroll up to remember his name) is going to log in and realize that his thread with a very simple question has turned into a string of dark humor that lures in innocent victims.

    I should have dragged Salem into this. He used to be a fun guy.... The forums make you cold and brisk over time.

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    eh. Bullocks. You didn't get it either.
    I was making fun of the situation, mate. I thought your joke smart and was exploiting it. A good pun is never revealed... as the Best Page of the Universe makes clear.
    The programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.”
    The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.


    Originally Posted by brewbuck:
    Reimplementing a large system in another language to get a 25% performance boost is nonsense. It would be cheaper to just get a computer which is 25% faster.

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    Heh! I didn't check out the link before. That is bookmark worthy.

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    Actually, discussing people's e-peens has turned into a hot topic recently. I don't know why.

    Can't we all just get along?

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    Hehe. Man, I swear If i ever get my hands on your bookmarks citizen,...

    Can't we all just get along?
    Well, history kinda proves we can't. And the cat does too!
    The programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.”
    The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.


    Originally Posted by brewbuck:
    Reimplementing a large system in another language to get a 25% performance boost is nonsense. It would be cheaper to just get a computer which is 25% faster.

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    I got to admit... while I'm in no position to administrate on this forum... I'd have to say that for a forum that doesn't allow any kind of vulgar language what-so-ever in its content... it certainly is lenient on what can by linked to in its content.

    That said... I laughed at the video.
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    Well vulgarities are a little low brow for most of the people here. We are a good mix of nerds and/or professional nerds (i.e. more nerdier in actuality, but presents themself as far less nerdier than they truly are). The people who argue with me are most likely the former, whilst those who agree are usually the latter.

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