It's about time we stop being so damn serious.
It is your responsibility to humbly display how witty you are.
You can C ( or Cxx ).
You can Brag.
And oh boy you can Flame a lot.
I'm just kindof bored atm and have spent too many hours reading those damn RFC's cause if i can't Network in C, i will stop breathing.
I brag for the following:
-Computing number sequences without pen+paper or computer.
-Sleeping less than 3 hours on average every day of a week.
-Consuming large quantities of alcohol, and still being coherent.
-Being seriously insane.
-Still being able to be sensitive and at times charming.
Things i hate involving computers:
-Anything written that spans OVER 80 columns.
-Overuse of whitespace in documents, except when it is for the whitespace language.
-Pointer devices and Strange Keyboard Layouts.
-Writing formatted text using Micro$oft W0RD.
Things i hate involving people:
-Them asking stupid questions.
-Telling me how smart i am.
-Accepting the fact that they *HAVE* to do things they are told.
-Talking like they *ARE*.
So go ahead and spit it out all here, you 'll feel better...