on the night my girlfriend told me i she was into ........ing other dudes recreationally, i finished 3/4 of a fifth of turkey and decided to go for a calming bike ride through campus. I ended up hitting a parked car and flipping end over end, crashing through the back window. I ........ed my scalp up pretty bad, and passed out. A campus cop found me and gave me a ride to the hospital...sweet....lucky it was a private school
i got another one....in the middle of my eight or ninth keg stand of the evening....i passed out, and my ass friends didn't hold my weight. i face planted on the keg, and broke three teeth...
