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on the night my girlfriend told me i she was into ........ing other dudes recreationally, i finished 3/4 of a fifth of turkey and decided to go for a calming bike ride through campus. I ended up hitting a parked car and flipping end over end, crashing through the back window. I ........ed my scalp up pretty bad, and passed out. A campus cop found me and gave me a ride to the hospital...sweet....lucky it was a private school
i got another one....in the middle of my eight or ninth keg stand of the evening....i passed out, and my ass friends didn't hold my weight. i face planted on the keg, and broke three teeth...
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You must be ugly after all of that :D
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i am durnk right now, so i casn be funny too, like you all
drunk
fun
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o forgot tot eh code
Code:
#include <iostream>
using namespace std;
int main()
{
for(int a=0;a<10;a++)
{
cout << "Hello world " << a << endl;
}
return 0;
}
I type thihis wil i sw drun k
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>I type thihis wil i sw drun k
lmfao