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"Are You Paying Attention?"Originally Posted by ahluka
A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before starting.
"You must be capable of two things to do an autopsy. The first thing is that you must have no sense of fear."
At this point, the lecturer sticks his finger into the dead man's anus, and then licks it.
He asks all the students to do the same thing with the corpses (dead body) in front of them.
After a couple of minutes silence, they follow suit.
"The second thing is that you must have an acute sense of observation: I stuck my middle finger into the corpse's anus, but I licked my index."
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rofl that's the funniest goddamn thing I've ever read . Ah the sickness.
I'm humored now. BUT NOT ENOUGH!!
I'm sure a 'good samaritan' (Salem, Fordy, etc) will delete this the second they see it, and send me *threatening* messages...
Good class architecture is not like a Swiss Army Knife; it should be more like a well balanced throwing knife.
- Mike McShaffry
yeah, those damn mods. enforcing the rules and all. jerks.
-Govtcheez
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I know how dare they. Heathens.
Good class architecture is not like a Swiss Army Knife; it should be more like a well balanced throwing knife.
- Mike McShaffry
What'd you have for dinner last night?
Last night I realized that it is fully within my power to screw up something as simple as pancakes. It's was pretty sad.
-Govtcheez
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That isn't too bad, I've managed to mess up soup from a can before.Originally Posted by Govtcheez
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Well I wanst going to, but I'm always happy to obligeOriginally Posted by ahluka