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Don't miss a second of the exciting action on Watch-People-DieŽ TV! Last week we had in-depth minute by minute coverage of the Schiavo death. YOU furiously debated it while we furiously televised it. Our ratings proved that we had the death that YOU wanted to watch!
Finally, we had to let her die to make way for this week's episode! This week we cover the breath-taking death of Watch-People-DieŽ TV's occasional special-comments person, the Pope! Will he die tomorrow, the day after, or even today? Will he be watching his favorite episode of Will and Grace as he dies? Make sure YOU don't miss a second of Watch-People-DieŽ TV to find out!
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Who will star next week? Will it be a celebrity or a some lucky guy elevated to fame in their final days! One thing's for sure, Watch-People-DieŽ TV will be there to provide YOU with the exclusive footage that YOU need!
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