Thread: I think I think too much

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    I think I think too much

    The French are entirely to blame for Iraq (Before Emmanuel Delaha reads this, I should say that I'm just kidding - I thought you'd all enjoy this). Think about this:

    - We wouldn't be in Iraq, if the Middle East hadn't been armed by both us and the Soviets.

    - They wouldn't have been armed by either side, if there was no Cold War.

    - There wouldn't have been a Cold War, if we weren't ........ed about sharing Berlin with the Soviets.

    - We wouldn't have had to share Berlin with the Commies, if there hadn't been a Second World War

    - There wouldn't have been a Second World War, if Hitler wasn't ........ed about the Treaty of Versailles.

    And where is Versailles? Pff... And they blame Bush...

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    Did you see the Parade of Nations during the opening Cermonies for the Olympics? A lot of the French were waving flags with France's flag on one said and Greece's flag on the other. I thought this was very fitting
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    The Iraqi team was amusing.

    And Belize has apparently separated from mainland South America.
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    I like it...you can sort of trace things back like that, not quite so specifically, but you could say that all the major conflicts of the last 80 or so years occured because they fscked up on the treaty of Versailles, they pinned the whole thing on germany which is why the Nazi's rose up.

    No WWII, no cold war, and so on.
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    France pwned teh english during te American revolution. a11 j00r country are (partly) belong to us

    we can go quite far like this
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    I think I think too much too. I'm always thinking about myself thinking, and that's really wierd. My mind never gets a break.
    "When I die I want to pass peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

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    France pwned teh english during te American revolution. a11 j00r country are (partly) belong to us

    we can go quite far like this
    Well if it wasn't for us the Nazi's would be sipping tea in Paris.

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    Dude, I do that all the time do you ever think about what other people are thinking about what you are thinking?
    Woop?

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    And if other people think the same things as you?

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    I fail to see how that's a bad thing. Fscking French.

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    i always am sitting thinking about what if someone is thinking about what im thinking about and wondering if they are thinking about me thinking about what they are thinking
    [edit] Im thinking about what you are thinking about this thinking post
    sorry i had to throw some more thinking's in there[/edit]
    Last edited by prog-bman; 08-18-2004 at 06:03 AM.
    Woop?

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    I hate you all...

    Now Im stuck thinking about what your thinking about what im thinking about... Oh FSCK IT!!!

    Damn French

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    Quote Originally Posted by sean_mackrory
    Well if it wasn't for us the Nazi's would be sipping tea in Paris.
    yes, but who would of invaded if america was still a crappy english colony?


    lets blame it on saddam
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    And his kickbacks to Jacques Chirac...

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