okay...picture this in your head...
two opposing teams each armed with an array of water pistols, water guns, super soakers (for those of you who dont know what a super soaker is, it is basically a "water assault rifle" of sorts), water balloons, and all other assortments of water weapons.
each team battling it out for hours on end. they each gain and lose ground, but eventually after several hours of a soaking wet war, team A begins to gain lots of ground and team B starts falling back to their fort.
on the brink of losing, team B pulls out their ultimate weapon, a 2600 psi pressure washer....
and then fun begins.