Thread: i got hit in the face with a tennis racket

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    "The Oldest Member Here" Xterria's Avatar
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    i got hit in the face with a tennis racket

    i was bleeding all over the place. It was the side of the racket, not the net part. do you know how fast you can swing those things with it horizontal like that? i hate phys ed

    i just thought you people would somehow benefit from knowing this.
    e.g. it gives you pleasure.

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    <does the happy dance>

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    oints:

    HAHA

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    No one has thought to ask the question? Was it intentional or an accident?

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    does it really matter?

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    5|-|1+|-|34|) ober's Avatar
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    Well yeah. If it was intentional, we get to join in and laugh. If it was accidental, we offer pity and snicker to ourselves. Duh.

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    but it could have been an "accident" in which case we can join in and snicker

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    Sorry to hear that. : (
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    i got into a fight with a guy at a paintball game once. he started beating on me, choking me, then i threw him down, grabbed a paintball gun and started shooting him then kicked him in the side

    he later claimed i shot his pee pee, which is why he crawled home

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    I'm so educated now.
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    ouch i can relate a bit.

    last year playing badminton in sprots calss, some guy swiped and the end of the racket came undone and it flew staight off the court into my stomach. i nearlly barfed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xterria
    i was bleeding all over the place. It was the side of the racket, not the net part.
    damn... and I had an image with tiny lines of blood forming on your face....
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    lol Silvercord

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    Quote Originally Posted by DavidP
    lol Silvercord

    wait...i thought you were banned...
    Me too!!! eeeeek
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    I wacked someone in the face with a batminton racket once. His eyelid was badly cut. A bit lower and he would have been blind.

    Edit:

    Wasn't intentional. I'm just hyper during physical ed.

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