Thread: The slap heard around the world

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    The slap heard around the world

    From: http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/03/25/si....ap/index.html
    PHOENIX, Arizona (AP) -- Exercise guru Richard Simmons allegedly slapped a man who made a sarcastic remark about one of his videos, police said.

    Simmons, known for his "Sweatin' to the Oldies" series of exercise videos set to songs from the 1950s and '60s, was cited for misdemeanor assault.

    A fellow passenger recognized Simmons on Wednesday night at Phoenix's Sky Harbor International Airport as he was waiting for a flight to Los Angeles, police said.

    The man "made the off-hand comment, 'Hey, everybody. It's Richard Simmons. Let's drop our bags and rock to the '50s,"' said Phoenix police Sgt. Tom Osborne. "Mr. Simmons took exception to it and walked over to the other passenger and apparently slapped him in the face."

    The passenger, whose identity wasn't immediately available, wasn't injured but told police that he intended to file charges against Simmons, 55.

    Osborne said Simmons was cited for misdemeanor assault and permitted to board his flight.

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    "Hey guess what, I heard Richard Simmons got his love handles removed...yeah, they cut off his ears"


    tee hee

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    I was LOL for like 10 mins when I was at work and i read this on Yahoo!

    my cow-orkers thought I was crazy
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    I heard about it on the radio today, they aslo said that the dude will press charges against Simmons out of principal...go figure.

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    Damn I thought this thread was gonna be about that one Real World episode where that one guy slapped Irene.
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    Originally posted by DrakkenKorin
    I was LOL for like 10 mins when I was at work and i read this on Yahoo!

    my cow-orkers thought I was crazy
    Is that co-workers, or cow workers?

    You work on a farm?
    Such is life.

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    You don't read Dilbert books do you Fountain?

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    I'm sure if my company ever went bancrupt, Dilbert would cease to exist. They have a webcam in our rooms, there is no other possible explanation for hitting the nail on the head with every single strip.

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    Originally posted by Fountain
    Is that co-workers, or cow workers?

    You work on a farm?
    there are times that I think the AFB I work at is farm. but no.

    what thantos said.
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