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    Originally posted by Silvercord
    if you don't delete it i might have to kill myself
    now can we apply rule #16
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    Originally posted by Silvercord
    i think i really just am an airhead because i also realized that i can't ever find things. i currently cannot find my glasses, and everyday i have to hunt for my shoes and wallet because i never remember where i put them. actually my short term memory loss is worse than the hypothetical dyslexic thing
    Silvercord don't worry about it. Trust me it happens all the time. people mix up there words and invert them. I don't know the exact reason for it but it you watch tv you hear it with celeberties in their interviews and the like. its actually really funny, its not dsylexia (sp?) so don't worry about it.

    As to being absentminded it is very common in very intelligent people actually. It seems to be because they are often trying to solve complex problems and thinking on "higher levels" then the majority. don't worry about it man. Your amoung friends.
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    Stop the WEED.
    You know, many geniouses have the same problems you seem to have
    Swapping letters in a word is NOT caused by dyslexsia, but rather from typing too fast. Happens to me all the time.

    Most common swap: return - retrun

    Very annoying
    hahaha you guys are awesome. I think the real problem is I just need to get laid. I've never actually tried weed to be honest

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    but I did try inhaling those canisters for dusting your keyboard and it made me pass out and I hit my chin on a bureau...that was really stupid...i probably should have just done pot intead, probably safer

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    Originally posted by Silvercord
    I think the real problem is I just need to get laid.
    w3rd j0...

    that could probably fix some of my problems too... it's been about 6 months now... how about you?
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    18 years unless you count fooling around type stuff

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    there's a slovakian girl im flirting with at school...foreign chicks are hot

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    Originally posted by Silvercord
    [B]hahaha you guys are awesome. I think the real problem is I need to get laid.
    Damn!!! that answers it all!!!!
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    Originally posted by Silvercord
    18 years unless you count fooling around type stuff
    how old are you?

    if you count fooling around type stuff, then it's only been 4 days, so no... and if you count being perverted on the phone, then it's only been a few hours... my GF is very horny sometimes
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    >>that could probably fix some of my problems too... it's been about 6 months now... how about you?

    Followed by:

    >>if you count fooling around type stuff, then it's only been 4 days, so no... and if you count being perverted on the phone, then it's only been a few hours... my GF is very horny sometimes

    So either you're in different countries and you haven't seen her for 6 months and cheated by fooling around with another girl... OR I just don't get it.

    Or maybe you're just not boinking your girl.

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    God, this is not something I wanted to hear about.

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    Regular Joe, a non cboarder, who asks another dude named Moe, who is a cboarder: "What do you d00dz talk about on that cboard?"

    Moe: We talk about some d00d who isn't "boinking" his g/f

    Joe: Man, that is a weird message board

    Moe: Yep.

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    >>dsylexia (sp?)

    rofl

    some entropy with that sink? entropysink.com

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    Silvercord, just to let you know, I'm always available and I am more than willing to dress like a foreign girl, but you probably already knew that, you've seen the pictures.

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    Originally posted by axon
    >>dsylexia (sp?)

    rofl
    I don't think anyone got that except you. I've always had a dry sense of humour.
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    Originally posted by ober
    So either you're in different countries and you haven't seen her for 6 months and cheated by fooling around with another girl... OR I just don't get it.

    Or maybe you're just not boinking your girl.
    or the case is that we just don't get a chance to... heh heh... 'boinking your girl'

    >>I don't think anyone got that except you. I've always had a dry sense of humour.

    I didn't even see it the first time around, but when Axon brought it up I started laughing
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    lol, this has gone from a conversation about dyslexia to a conversation about boinking girlfriends in about 20 posts

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