Thread: Strange message on answering machine

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    Talking Strange message on answering machine

    I just got through listning to the most halarious thing ever! On my answering machine there was a conversation between some girl I'll call jenifer and one of her freinds(i'll call joul) about a boy I'll call michale. I think she was trying to 'hock up" that boy with one of her other freinds. She asked joul if michale ever said anything about her other freind and like she said like, like to like much (she was verry hipper too). I'll spare you from most of the details but I think her little brother called me and then hit flash. Because at the begining she was yelling at him trying to get him of the phone.

    It was so funny
    She goes to another high school (I knew her last year in middle)
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    In my class a person works at a pizza store. Drunk people call him to order pizza and it goes something like this:

    pizza guy = g
    costumer = c

    g ; hello this is the store can I take your order

    c : i want the pizza

    g ; ok what topincs would you like

    c : I don't care ** lots of inapropiat words ** I just want the **more words** pizza

    I don't know how drunk people find there way to the phone but after that the call is ether hang up(not alway's because of second line he just listens to what they say on the phone.) drunk people never hangup the phone.) or taken to the costumer care or something like those people who cope with those people.

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    I got a collect call from Satan once.
    Give me a bad reputation!!!

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    That had to have been me.

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    Satan dosn't exisist
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    Hey tell him that, I would give yo uhis number but I didn't want to accpet the charges, a call from hell probably costs a lot.
    Give me a bad reputation!!!

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    God, I can't wait until school starts again.

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    Originally posted by Govtcheez
    God, I can't wait until school starts again.
    That is the first to go on the Quoteable Quotes list for 2004.

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    Just one more wrong move. -KEN-'s Avatar
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    Originally posted by Govtcheez
    God, I can't wait until school starts again.
    I'll miss you, baby

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    lol... i h4ve a story 2!

    There are these 3 people, that none of u know! OK? And they r all so kewl. Ok, so then the phone rang, and I picked it up! I heard a story about stuff none of u know about! lol! This 1 liked that 1 and then they all got together and had an orgy! lol!!

    OH, and she goes to another school... ya know, besides the one i forgot to mention the first time! lol!

    my head hurts! lol!

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    I was one of the 3 people. That was an awesome orgy too. I really don't think we should discuss on this board.

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    my answering machine is me saying "Hello ... this is Charles" and all of my friends leave messages saying "Hello? Hello? HELLO? Ack!"

    like totally

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    I'd like to reguile everyone with a fabrication about a stereotypical teenager conversation, but I'm afraid I only have cup-and-string technology.
    I am a programmer. My first duty is to God, then to nation, then to employer, then to family, then to friends, then to computer, and finally to myself. I code with dignity, honor, and integrity.

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    Originally posted by UnregdRegd
    I'd like to reguile everyone with a fabrication about a stereotypical teenager conversation, but I'm afraid I only have cup-and-string technology.
    i have carrier pidgeons. they're named lucy and mary.

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