I thought you guys might like this programming jokes
C has been called a razor without a handle. C++ is a better C. The razor is now even sharper.
This guy's a real wordsmith. A regular Shakespeare.
And, you can always start talking about private parts in C++.
Wha? This doesn't make any sense! Huh?
The nice thing about C++ is that only your friends can handle your private parts.
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