Thread: My Price List!!!

  1. 06-12-2003 #1
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    My Price List!!!

    Hello guys!

    I finally release the prices for my souper-douper help that i unsparingly offer! I believe that the cost is very reasonable and shouldn't be missed by anyone. It's a unique offer, just because i care about you!

    So... here are the details:

    beginner questions - $5
    intermediate questions - $10
    advanced questions - $20
    problem solution - $50
    entire project solution - $100
    My opinion for a general topic - $500

    Just leave your credit card number after you get my valuable help and everything is gonna be fine! And i am sure that all my funs will be greatful to hear my fantastic price list!
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    entire project solution - $100
    Fine, write me a Fully operational operating system...
    If im satisfied with the result i name the OS to me=> GLOS (ganglylambs OS).
    And if im not satisfied with the result i demand a FULL refund.
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    Eeeeeer... in what language?
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    Eeeeeer... in what language?
    Salem knows what i want a Decent friendly user OS coded in that funny language.
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    Originally posted by GanglyLamb
    Salem knows what i want a Decent friendly user OS coded in that funny language.
    hmmmm, put me down for one of those too. but make sure its different from GLOS so there are no copyright issues. i also want POS (Perspective Operating System) to be totaly mind controlled via remote brain sensors and voice recognition should be an option. oh, and i want it done by monday.
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    Perspective Keep in mind that i am his first client so ill get a 80 % discount. The consequence of that is that you will pay more to even my 80% discount... anyway Aprog PM me and we'll settle this matter + then i can give you my creditcard#.
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    What kind of programming language uses PLEASE as a keyword??!!
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    unlucky...

    Eeee... sorry guys... I don't use Intercal ( i 'm a professional )
    I am a C porgrammer and you can find my on the C board. By the way there is no discount for anyone.
    I hope you are a bit more lucky next time..
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    I would like a desktop OS written in C and bootloader in assembly. It must also be compatible with any software that can run on Windows. You show me that, I'll give you your $100
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    Hmmm...

    Well....
    Sorry damonbrinkley but i don't use assembly
    Maybe next time...
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    Re: Hmmm...

    Originally posted by AProg
    Well....
    Sorry damonbrinkley but i don't use assembly
    Maybe next time...
    Alright, just get me the OS then, I'll use Grub as my bootloader.
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    How about an emulator that will run ALL windows based binaries on a Linux/FBSD system, and all of them will look/run just like they are on windows. Oh and it has to be eaisy to install, maintain and use

    That or a virus that will format all windows boxes and install Linux on them
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    How about brain****? That's an interesting language to say the least.
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    wow golfingguy... I just searched for that in Google... it looks cool. AProg, put me down for a mmorpg in that language - here's a link with everything you need http://www.muppetlabs.com/~breadbox/bf/
    Away.
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