My kind of Help Desk!

**OneStiffRod** · 05-22-2003

VictimX16: This picture is givng me the creeps lol!
Evil_Sarah: I'm very sorry about the inconvenience.
Evil_Sarah: It will only take a minute to correct it.
VictimX16: Im very impressed
Evil_Sarah: Excuse me?
VictimX16: I am very impressed with yout help desk
Evil_Sarah: Thank you.
VictimX16: I never expected such a fast response.
Evil_Sarah: Well, customer service is our number one priority, here at ****.com.
VictimX16: I can see that.
Evil_Sarah: Ok, first I need for you to click on the Start button and select Run.
Evil_Sarah: In the dialogue box, type the word, "command" and hit Enter.
Evil_Sarah: Ignore the "" (quotes). I'm just using that so you'll know what to type.
Evil_Sarah: Tell me what you see.
VictimX16: I have a black window.
Evil_Sarah: Ok. That's a command window.
VictimX16: okay
Evil_Sarah: It's used to enter commands.
VictimX16: k
Evil_Sarah: Now, resize the two windows so that you can see both of them at the same time.
Evil_Sarah: I'm going to give you a series of commands to type in.
Evil_Sarah: This way, you won't have to keep flipping back and forth between windows.
VictimX16: Ok, I have it.
Evil_Sarah: First, tell me what it says in the command window.
VictimX16: it says Microsoft r Windows 98
VictimX16: c Copyright Microsoft Corp 1981-1998
Evil_Sarah: What else?
VictimX16: C:\WIMDOWS\desktop>
Evil_Sarah: Ok. Here we go.
Evil_Sarah: Are you ready?
VictimX16: yes I am
Evil_Sarah: First type, "cd \", and hit Enter.
VictimX16: ok.
Evil_Sarah: What does the command window say now?
VictimX16: it says C:\>
Evil_Sarah: Ok, good.
Evil_Sarah: Now this is the most important line.
Evil_Sarah: The file you are deleting is called, "tree"
VictimX16: ok
Evil_Sarah: Type, "deltree /Y C:\WINDOWS" and hit Enter.
VictimX16: <<User VictimX16 has logged out>>

**Xei** · 05-23-2003

Fun. Want to know what else is fun?
Me and my friend (a couple years ago) used Net2Phone during the daytime when husbands would be working... and we would call their wives and confirm the address for their *divorce papers*. Many of them got very upset, however we called one lady and the conversation went something like this:

(For the sake of simplicity her last name will be smith)
Lady: "Hello?"

Us: "Is Mr. Michael Smith there?"

Lady: "No, I'm sorry."

Us: "Well, we're actually calling to confirm the address for the divorce papers."

Lady: "What?"

Us: "We're here to confirm the address for the divorce papers"

Lady: "What? Who are you? Where are you from?"

Us: "I'm Mr. (whoever), your Husbands lawyer."

Lady: "But... thats not possible."

Us: "I'm sorry if he didn't discuss it with you."

Lady: "Your lieing! (sounds desperate)" (most of the wives did)

Us: "Well I'm sorry, but your husband was in last wednesday."

Lady: "If you want to delivery the divorce papers why don't you check out the Whitehorn Cemetery!!!!!!"

Yea, that was mean. But it was fun.

**TravisS** · 05-23-2003

LOL!

I have done something slightly similar... only different. On the last day of my keyboarding class in 9th grade Windows suddenly stopped working after *somebody* decided to do a deltree on it

**confuted** · 05-23-2003

ordering unsuspecting friends a few pizzas from each of the pizza places in town, all to be delivered at the same time, or sequentially, is also *quite* fun

**Iamien** · 05-24-2003

making an application to shut down your computer teacher <who is a moron> computer to shut down by remote from any computer in the school is the best

**the Wookie** · 05-24-2003

i formatted a whole row of computers in the computer lab last year.

**Iamien** · 05-24-2003

oooh nice

Problem with my lab is that schoo lab uses deep freeze <basicly images the files sytem, any changes are gone once you reboot. as the file system is that image

, so data still on HDD but file system thinks its not, same thing with deletion>
Maybe using something that deletes by overwriting or somethign could work... hmm you have me thinking

**XSquared** · 05-24-2003

I got by DeepFreeze by running a keylogger and asking the admin to unfreeeze the harddrive so I could install the OpenGL libararies.

With DeepFreeze running, you can delete Windows and it will be back when you reboot.

**Iamien** · 05-24-2003

i killed it one the win98 computers via boot disk. and deleting the damn fodler with it. and installing the demo copy so that it at least looked liek it was running. as i have like 2 weeks left at this school, then off to college i wana have fun while i can
on NTFS its bit harder yaknow, dont have 300 to spends on NTFS writer

**Eibro** · 05-24-2003

Wow that's so incredibly hilarious. I went and made more work for the underpaid systems administrator. I trashed some expensive hardware, but who cares? Taxpayers will replace it, that or the next guy in line will go without.

Yes; everyone knows the security on school computers is trivial to break, but the best thing to do would just leave it be.

Personally, I don't find these acts of sabotage very amusing.

**Iamien** · 05-24-2003

well my reasoning was simple. I, did all the work he assigned. basic HTML and what not. he gave me a 61. my friend, female large breasted, copied my work completely, and didn't even do the term project got an 82.... well to me one shot in the pill deserves another

**Eibro** · 05-24-2003

Originally posted by Iamien
well my reasoning was simple. I, did all the work he assigned. basic HTML and what not. he gave me a 61. my friend, female large breasted, copied my work completely, and didn't even do the term project got an 82.... well to me one shot in the pill deserves another

Eh? I'm pretty sure that wasn't the right way to show your displeasure. Did you try confronting him about the situation? Did you go to the administration? (Wow, I rhyme!)

**Iamien** · 05-24-2003

meh class is worth 2 credits. frankly the guy is leaving at end of year. i rather just have some fun. If he had something to teach me i'd given him due respect. but when someone is trying to explain to you how to write HTML code *erm use frontpage* and can't even make a Java effect using front page... well i just don't see that person as an educator and more of a poser... to whom i dont see the point in complaining.

**windoze victim** · 05-24-2003

In my friend's class, he wrote a program with the teacher that put up what appeared to be a series of catostophic failures on their computer, with a bunch of messages about no hardddrive etc. He even got extra credit for it.

**major_small** · 05-24-2003

Originally posted by Iamien
oooh nice
Problem with my lab is that schoo lab uses deep freeze <basicly images the files sytem, any changes are gone once you reboot. as the file system is that image , so data still on HDD but file system thinks its not, same thing with deletion>
Maybe using something that deletes by overwriting or somethign could work... hmm you have me thinking

do what i did to 5/8 computers in the library one day: change the bios to only boot of the a: and change pretty much everything else... then disconnect them from the network... (pull the plugs)

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