everything i say is a lie
O_o
everything i say is a lie
O_o
"If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."
$$$$ Happens
Albert Einstein"If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."
Don't take life too serious. You'll never escape it alive anyway.
Elbert Hubbard
"Think not but that I know these things; or think
I know them not: not therefore am I short
Of knowing what I ought."
-John Milton, Paradise Regained (1671)
"Work hard and it might happen."
-XSquared
You have reached the number you have dialed
No rest for the wicked.
"What are you after - the vague post of the week award?" - Salem
IPv6 Ready.
Travel the world, meet interesting people...kill them.
Trying to fix or change something, only guaruntees and perpetuates its existence.
I don't know about angels, but it is fear that gives men wings.
The problem with wanting something is the fear of losing it, or never having it. The thought makes you weak.
E-Mail Xei
Just a few quotes I have collected. I try to give credit where it is due.
"The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit."
Eric Porterfield.
There are three kinds of people in the world. The few who learn by reading, those who learn by observing, and then there are those who have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence."
-Jeremy S. Anderson
-Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
"What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator."
-Anon.
The best way to accelerate a Macintosh is at 9.8m/sec/sec."
-Marcus Dolengo
"Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked."
-Jeff Pesis
"Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window."
-Steve Wozniak
"WARNING: Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue."
Real programmers are those that can sleep in front of terminals ... with their eyes opened."
-ricS
"Real programmers don't work from 9 to 5. If any real programmers are around at 9am it's because they were up all night."
There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult."
-C.A.R. Hoare
"Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines"
The only good thing about freezing beyond feeling in the final Nordic ski race was that I couldn't feel that tumble I did going about 30 mph, maybe more.
On the other hand, not feeling any part of my body for 30 minutes was scary, especialy for my manhood.
Windoze: XP, hate it, though its more stable than my old 98SE
Dream: linux, mandrake, then slackware.
Do you visit mandrakeusers.com?Originally posted by windoze victim
"What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator."
-Anon.
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who dont.
C Code. C Code Run. Run Code Run... Please!
"Love is like a blackhole, you fall into it... then you get ripped apart"
LOL @ ClownPimp! Thats great!
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object ???
(Answer will be posted later)
Gus
unstoppable immoving of course... duh
hasafraggin shizigishin oppashigger...
If you fail....try again. If you fail again...hide all evidence of trying and blame it on someone else
The knack of flying is learning to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
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It's unfulfilled dreams that keep you alive.
//netboy
Wear sunscreen.
