stay the hell away from the opposite sex... haha, am i right?
-DA... who's gpa might drop from a 3.9 to a 3.0 over the course of the next few days...
stay the hell away from the opposite sex... haha, am i right?
-DA... who's gpa might drop from a 3.9 to a 3.0 over the course of the next few days...
hasafraggin shizigishin oppashigger...
"you will die a horrible horrible death"
I AM WINNER!!!1!111oneoneomne
"Go outside. Don't let your childhood fly by because you'd rather
watch Melrose Place..."
Staying away from General.
I would tell myself a few things:
-Quick screwing up in school, make the grades
-Get a damn job
-Get a life
and so on!
id say "Just wait until you hear everything, the truth will make you a bitter man."
Oh, and "no matter what you do, no matter who you save, they will always hate you, so get ready."
"dont trust phsycologists"
The only good thing about freezing beyond feeling in the final Nordic ski race was that I couldn't feel that tumble I did going about 30 mph, maybe more.
On the other hand, not feeling any part of my body for 30 minutes was scary, especialy for my manhood.
Windoze: XP, hate it, though its more stable than my old 98SE
Dream: linux, mandrake, then slackware.
If you went back in time and told yourself to do something to correct a mistake then in the future you would not need to go back in time to tell yourself whatever it was, meaning you wouldn't go back in time to tell yourself that thing, meaning you wouldn't know it and then you would have a need to go back in time and tell yourself, which means you wouldn't go back in time...
No matter what you did, you would be screwed wouldn't you? Temporal paradox!
"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods."
-Christopher Hitchens
Oh, c'mon, we were all just pretending. Did you have to say that?Originally posted by hk_mp5kpdw
If you went back in time and told yourself to do something to correct a mistake then in the future you would not need to go back in time to tell yourself whatever it was, meaning you wouldn't go back in time to tell yourself that thing, meaning you wouldn't know it and then you would have a need to go back in time and tell yourself, which means you wouldn't go back in time...
No matter what you did, you would be screwed wouldn't you? Temporal paradox!
But, yeah, I guess you're right.
theres always one.....
Originally posted by adrianxw
Don't marry a girl called Barbara.
Probably good advice......also watch out for girls called 'June'
Definate winner here...or stuff investing,try telling yourself to patent an idea that 'everything can run in a window' sort of thing.Originally posted by salvelinus
Twelve year old self? That girls are just as confused as you are.
Would it matter? No.
Would I tell my twelve year old self anything specific? You bet. Invest heavily in a company called Microsoft, which will be created in a few years. And bet all your money on Secretariat.
Such is life.
Better yet, patent ones and zero's - Wait!, it's already been done...Originally posted by Fountain
Definate winner here...or stuff investing,try telling yourself to patent an idea that 'everything can run in a window' sort of thing.
Microsoft is number one. And you, the millions of consumers who use our products, are the zeroes."
heh, gates and M$ never cease to amaze me.
I'd tell myself to not be lazy. Naw, I'd probably get there and forget about it.
One death is a tragedy, one million... a statistic.
-Josef Stalin
In case I forget, I use Bloodshed Dev C++ v.4
Wait, you thought that was serious?Originally posted by RoD
heh, gates and M$ never cease to amaze me.
-Govtcheez
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i posted that before i noticed what site it was on, or read the whole thing for that matter. But yea first impression i did lol.
