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    I Love Microsoft

    MSDN magazine is great, it even comes with a newspaper. I took my MSDN newspaper to school and continue to discover new things about Visual Studio.NET. People get jealous though, seeing that I have style. They foam at the mouth because they can not enjoy life. It has nothing to do with Microsoft, infact only certain people in life want nice things. I wanted to be a programmer, not a garbage collector, so I choose Microsoft.

    It is such a pleasure to use Microsoft products. When you become a Microsoft developer they roll out the red carpet for you. I can have information at my fingertips. A very solid platform loaded with features. All the study guides and literature that I can read. I'm assured that my programs will be able to reach a wide audience. I know this is the right choice because it is so obvious. Looking forward to get my MCSE and MCSD.

    Thanks Microsoft for making programming enjoyable. I look forward to support you in the future by purchasing your products and I support your effort to kill software thieves and malicious pirates.
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    LOL

    Give this man a round of applause.........

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    ...And Micro$oft payed you how much to say that? Sounds like some kind of thing they'd put on the website to advertise their products, not something someone just happens to post on a MB :P

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    No offense, Witch King, but your extreme devotion to microsoft is unholy. It makes me tremble. Seriously man, what possesses you to write this stuff? Do you enjoy getting flamed? If you're into that sort of thing, that's cool. I knew a girl once who was into verbal abuse.
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    I used to work there - so can safely say that that has given me a cynical outlook.... was at the Windows 95 big launch party, and still have enough free t-shirts, shirts etc etc to keep me in clothes till i am 90. I still like their products though and quite a few of my friends still work there and i also have an msdn universal subscription to keep me in touch. The thing i really miss though about working there is the fact that you played with all the new products so early - by the time they actually shipped to manufacturing you thought of them as old technology...
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    hmmm i didn't know you could describe a popular e-mail program as 'cynical' (Outlook), but whatever your into, man.

    MS has enough money to waste way too much time on their employees. It's all about having cash, not about being nice. If bill needs money, he'd prolly cut those benifits in a second.

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    wow..

    While your post is a bit...erhm...well, we'll just leave it as scary. What's the point in posting this anyway? Just in case there was a microsft recruiter reading? Calm down, boy! You suck up for MS later...

    ...But anyway, yes I 'd have to say that most MS products are great, and I absolutely LOVE programming the Win32 API, I find it so fun. I just can't stand how in Windows ME one program going awry crashes the whole freaking operating system. That's my only real gripe. Yes, I know I should update, but I don't wanna...and also, MSDN is an awesome resource for programming the API. Invaluable.

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    ahem...

    Doubleanti had some confusion about this, so let's make sure we can all figure this out, shall we?

    What the hell was the point in posting this anyway? Just in case there was a microsft recruiter reading? Calm down, boy! You can bend yourself over for MS later...
    was meant as a joke! All is well...

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    If this welp -KEN becomes a moderator than the Webmaster and Kerby or whatever the hell should be shot!

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    oh Lord..

    You're funny, unregistered. Of course it's one of those dry, humorless humors which nobody finds funny...but funny none-the-less!

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    Witch_Craft please stop gloting microsoft. It is getting very annoying.

    I love that they support the developrers for the windows platfom. The problem is everthing is geard toward there compiler and lacks support for others. They are nice and give away libaries but you can't use them nativly with other compilers. I would have no problems with this execpt they make it imposable to use to covert some libarys with out visual C++.
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    two points

    1. i agree with KEN this is just scary
    2. there is no match i have found for the MSDN...

    and im gonna try not to start another arguement so ill leave it at that...

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    WHO ASKED YOU RETARD!!!

    these kind of remarks are unneccessary uncalled for and unwanted, you want to do this crap GO SOMEWHERE ELSE NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR YOUR CRAP HERE!!

    MAKE YOUR POINT THEIRS NO NEED FOR SUCH LANGUAGE OR INSULTS ITS NOT NECCESSARY!!

    so you hate linux and you've been brainwashed by gates more power to you...

    BUT I DONT WANT TO READ THIS CRAP!!! TAKE IT ELSE WHERE!!!

    BTW: i have reported this post...
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    Don't worry because I contacted Bill Gates and you think I was ........ed!

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    thanks for the quick response .


    and to explain my outburst above someone "Unregistered" made a bunch of vulgar comments... so that would explain the post above

    >Don't worry because I contacted Bill Gates and you think I was ######!<

    good for you, but if your gonna be a comedian here watch the language...

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