View Poll Results: How old are you?

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  • Below 13

    3 5.08%

  • 13 - 17

    30 50.85%

  • 18 - 23

    17 28.81%

  • 24 - 30

    5 8.47%

  • 30 - 50

    3 5.08%

  • Above 50

    1 1.69%

Thread: How old are you, and when did you learn programming.

  1. 12-16-2002 #61
    Sebastiani
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    Originally posted by Scourfish
    When I was 2 and a half years old, I completely recoded Union Pacific's payroll system and removed all the glitches. When I was 5, I had managed to break all pentagon encryptions; but I'm still not gonna tell you who the second gunman on the grassy knoll was, because you are all too dumb to figure it out yourself. When I was 5 and a half, i had successfully written a program called Linux, but that hoebag Linux Torvolds stole my sourcecode and stuffed me into a trashcan, so he got all the credit for it.
    Excellent.
    Code:
    #include <cmath>
#include <complex>
bool euler_flip(bool value)
{
    return std::pow
    (
        std::complex<float>(std::exp(1.0)), 
        std::complex<float>(0, 1) 
        * std::complex<float>(std::atan(1.0)
        *(1 << (value + 2)))
    ).real() < 0;
}
  2. 12-16-2002 #62
    Waldo2k2
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    >>linux torvalds stole it from me

    wow, what a story
    but uh...how did linuS get it then??
    lol
    sorry, i could't resist

    but that's nothing, i've heard of people who can access their computers files through the windows registry, while not even being online! :P
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