Thread: Turkey Genocide.

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    Turkey Genocide.

    Have any of you ever thought about how many turkeys are going
    to be eaten this year? I mean, it's the one day of the year that
    about 90% of the country is having the same thing for dinner.
    Jeez, you think the bird would be extinct by now.

    I'm not going to particpate this year. It's too much work just for
    food. I can give thanks over a pizza just as easily as I can over
    a turkey.

    I hate the day. Damn football games cluttler the television.
    Staying away from General.

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    >>I can give thanks over a pizza

    Mmmm.... pizza...

    ... pizza ... ... Um, right. Hi. I'm hungry, okay?

    >>turkeys are going to be eaten this year?

    Seeing as I've been vegetarian for the past 8 years or so, I've never really contributed much to turkey genocide. Unfortunatly a horrendous number of apples are slaughtered each year for the apple pies. I think I'll cover the guilt over that one with a liberal spooning of ice cream though.
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    Yeah, actually, this time of year's hard on me since my family always complains about my vegetarian palette. I actually like the holiday, though.
    Code:
    #include <cmath>
    #include <complex>
    bool euler_flip(bool value)
    {
        return std::pow
        (
            std::complex<float>(std::exp(1.0)), 
            std::complex<float>(0, 1) 
            * std::complex<float>(std::atan(1.0)
            *(1 << (value + 2)))
        ).real() < 0;
    }

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    at least turkeys get the rest of the year off! Think how many cows are needed to make all the hamburgers etc.
    Such is life.

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    > Damn football games cluttler the television.

    Commie.

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    Lol, Sebsatiani and L@D are both Veggies! HAHA! Small things amuse small minds...

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    Originally posted by face_master
    Small things amuse smallminds..
    don't u agree?

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    Well Im not a vegterian, so the whole point of thanksgiving is eating turkey, altough I already celebrated mine. How many chickens, cows, pigs are killed each year? I dont eat turkey more than once or twice a year, so I really doubt more turkeys are killed than the other ones mentioned above.
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    Originally posted by MethodMan
    Well Im not a vegterian, so the whole point of thanksgiving is eating turkey, altough I already celebrated mine. How many chickens, cows, pigs are killed each year? I dont eat turkey more than once or twice a year, so I really doubt more turkeys are killed than the other ones mentioned above.
    Turkey is a popular lunch meat. I'm sure people eat it on days
    other than Thanksgiving. I have Turkey sandwiches all the time
    at Subway.

    > family always complains about my vegetarian palette

    Come on, give it up already. Eat a meatball.
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    I have turkey sandwiches every day at school because I hate other luchmeats.

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    Turkey's are the dumbest animal on the planet - if it wasn't for thanksgiving Turkey's would be extinct - we're doing them a favor.

    How about some FRIED turkey pizza ---------
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    Originally posted by OneStiffRod
    Turkey's are the dumbest animal on the planet - if it wasn't for thanksgiving Turkey's would be extinct - we're doing them a favor.
    Infallible logic there, Stiff...
    Code:
    #include <cmath>
    #include <complex>
    bool euler_flip(bool value)
    {
        return std::pow
        (
            std::complex<float>(std::exp(1.0)), 
            std::complex<float>(0, 1) 
            * std::complex<float>(std::atan(1.0)
            *(1 << (value + 2)))
        ).real() < 0;
    }

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    Hmm haven't thought about that. Oh well, I think I'll still cook up a 20 pound bird
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    Come on, give it up already. Eat a meatball.
    lmfao....

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