Thread: The Solution

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    The Solution

    Killing Osama bin Laden will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will only inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release. Therefore, we should do neither.

    Let the Special Forces, Seals, Green Berets, etc., covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation. Then return "her" to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban.

    (http://www.almostaproverb.com/)

    Now that I would like to see
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    And if only this were possible..

    We need to get this message out. Please forward, America needs your help!

    The President has asked that we unite for a common cause. Since the hard line Islamic people cannot stand nudity, and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not their wife, tonight at 7:00 pm, all women should run out of their house naked to help weed out the terrorists.

    The United States appreciates your efforts, and applauds you.

    God bless America.

    Signed,

    William Jefferson Clinton
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    >>Killing Osama bin Laden will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will only inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release.

    This is a serious question.....Which is the worse- a dead martyr or a living one?

    If we captured him and jailed him he would be referred to every time an act of terrorism was perpetrated. His release will also embody a cause for any fundamentalist out there.

    Perhaps it’s better to do away with him at the earliest opportunity.

    I think this post may go on for a while, so give your opinions

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    >>covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation.

    You got to admit, that's a damn funny plan.

    >>Which is the worse- a dead martyr or a living one?

    Well it's a paradox - damned if you do kill him, damned if you don't kill him.
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    >all women should run out of their house naked to help weed out the terrorists. <

    Agreed. Its the duty of women, especially young, attractive ones, to help their country.
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