Is it true that programmers never get laid? In case you didn't know 'laid' is an American (and British) slang term used for Sexual Intercourse. Sexual Intercourse should be a topic covered in medium detail in your public grammar school.
Yes it is true
No, programmers never get laid
Is it true that programmers never get laid? In case you didn't know 'laid' is an American (and British) slang term used for Sexual Intercourse. Sexual Intercourse should be a topic covered in medium detail in your public grammar school.
>Sexual Intercourse should be a topic covered in medium detail in your public grammar school.<
What do you mean by medium? Do you get to go into the lab?
Joe
WRONG!!!
Depends from person to person.
hell i program all over the place. ive been laid many times! CANADA OWNZ!!!
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no we do not experiment in the lab please do not introduce such perverted ideas into my perfectly harmless post, i do not want this thread to go south for one of the mods may delete it.
uhh...ok? canada still ownz.
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4 to 5 times daily. At my age my wife says i am a real sex machine. ROOM! ROOOOOOOM!!
HE! HE! HE!
cj
"Be formless, shapeless, like water... You put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot... Now water can flow, or it can crash, be water my friend."
-Bruce Lee
I bow before you great one4 to 5 times daily. At my age my wife says i am a real sex machine. ROOM! ROOOOOOOM!!
HE! HE! HE!
*bows*
Once you're a programmer, you've guaranteed yourself a spot in virgin heaven
>Is it true that programmers never get laid?
No, in fact, programmers and other such technical people are often more attractive to the opposite sex due to their intelligence (yes, I'm generalizing).
-Prelude
My best code is written with the delete key.
I don't know if you meant to or not, but the poll options evaluate to the same answer: No.
Once you're a programmer, you've guaranteed yourself a spot in virgin heaven
I've been 'celibate' for over a year and a half now. I have also been programming for about a year and a half. Coincidence??
Code:#include <cmath> #include <complex> bool euler_flip(bool value) { return std::pow ( std::complex<float>(std::exp(1.0)), std::complex<float>(0, 1) * std::complex<float>(std::atan(1.0) *(1 << (value + 2))) ).real() < 0; }
Yes, its true, but then again, I don't consider my self a programmer.
Don't try so hard. Just let it happen.
> Is it true that programmers never get laid?
Absolutely not.
Think of a sexual scenario that isn't disgusting, yet, kinky/naughty and I've done it.
> programmers and other such technical people are often more attractive to the opposite sex due to their intelligence
This is also highly true and a valid statement.
And...by the way, Prelude, did you do something new with your....hair?
The world is waiting. I must leave you now.
>And...by the way, Prelude, did you do something new with your....hair?
I suppose I'm dense enough to ask what you mean. So, what do you mean?
-Prelude
My best code is written with the delete key.
